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Hmm, how good is she with the knob?
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06-10-2006, 06:37 PM
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?
 A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here In the first place."
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Hope it continues for weeks to come, otherwise give her the bill. Ron, That is priceless!!!
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06-10-2006, 07:48 PM
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06-11-2006, 02:56 AM
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2nd street in Belmont ain't all that bad. You can always find parking - just leave some extra time. If worse comes to worse just take the red bus (although that may or may not score points).
I'm heading over there for coffee right now. Could be worse - she could ask you to go to Hollywood or Beverly Hills.
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06-11-2006, 07:00 AM
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Um, why not just tell her you're not so keen on meeting at Belmont Shores because of the difficulty finding parking. You prefer the marina because the parking's easier. Maybe she never thought of it that way. (Or have you already done that?)
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06-11-2006, 10:05 AM
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Notice that we have not heard from Scott... Hope he did not strangle her!
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