Cruel Shoes!?

[Hayabusa]

Whoa boy,,, those are pure evil! They'd stop me!!

[rouxroux]

I almost hate to say this, but they appear to be begging for goldfish!

[PCA7GGR]

Adds a whole new meaning to "heel & toe".

Hey Mr. Ruf, try doing the Ring with those shoes!

[randywebb]

where are the turbochargers?

[Jack Olsen]

We've clearly been mis-using the term 'Porsche porn.'

[lateapex911]

Shoes are just shoes.....

Now, slide some grid girls into them, and we'll go from there...

[David]

That's it, that's the last pair of shoes in the store.... unless, unless you'd like to try on the Cruueel Shoooes (key banjo).

[Paulporsche]

I wonder if Alois allows them on his dashboard?

[cashflyer]

Somebody should have Porsche shoes to compliment the Porsche watches. I'm sure they would be a hit on eBay.

[9dreizig]

Hmmm where is Chris Rock when you need him ??

[RSBob]

I bet the standard line with those shoes is, "Hey mister, wanna party?"

[Icemaster]

Bet the blonde wearing those thinks she's announcing that she likes to play rough.

Play on words...get it...?

Ahem.

Move along....

[dafischer]

This thread is worthless without a suitable young lady modeling those.

[bigchillcar]

what's the price on those babies..?
ryan

[red-beard]

Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes.

No you don't want to see the cruel shoes.

Get them

Carlos disappeared and then re-appeared with what looked like a hideous pair of black and white pump. But this, this was no ordinary pair of hideous black and white pump. The first had a vice and razor blades to hold the foot in place. The second had separate compartments for each toe, pointing in impossible directions.

"See! They're not fit for HUMANS!"

"Put them on me!"

"WHAT!"

"Put them on me..."

The screams were incredible.

And as Anna held her bloody feet up to the mirror she said: "I like them. I'll take them."

And as Anna crawled into the street, Carlos was over-heard saying: "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place. Unless of course you'd like to try...THE CRUEL SHOES!"

[Hayabusa]

Originally posted by red-beard
Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes.

No you don't want to see the cruel shoes.

Get them

Carlos disappeared and then re-appeared with what looked like a hideous pair of black and white pump. But this, this was no ordinary pair of hideous black and white pump. The first had a vice and razor blades to hold the foot in place. The second had separate compartments for each toe, pointing in impossible directions.

"See! They're not fit for HUMANS!"

"Put them on me!"

"WHAT!"

"Put them on me..."

The screams were incredible.

And as Anna held her bloody feet up to the mirror she said: "I like them. I'll take them."

And as Anna crawled into the street, Carlos was over-heard saying: "Well, that's it. That's every pair of shoes in the place. Unless of course you'd like to try...THE CRUEL SHOES!"

Dude, you should really think about writing for a living? That was rich!

[David]

Red-beard, I think we're getting old!

That's a Steve Martin bit from one of his albums.

[BlkBird]

I have to wonder how many people appreciate the pun of RUF & Rough. And how many of us Pelicans would prefer the RUF version.

[scottmandue]

Originally posted by BlkBird
I have to wonder how many people appreciate the pun of RUF & Rough. And how many of us Pelicans would prefer the RUF version.

Not to be pissy but technical Ruf is pronounced "roof", I don't know why... I think it is a German thing.

Okay, it official... I have read too much Porsche literature.

[azasadny]

I don't think those are Birkenstocks...