70% of Americans have never used a strap on

[Mulhollanddose]

"70% of Americans have never used a strap on"

Die-hard Democrat voters I guess comprises the 30%...no matter what you do they will vote Democrat.

[Steve Carlton]

Originally posted by tabs
Well I can tell U all with certainity that I never have used a "Strap On" ...But that doesn't mean that the women I was with didn't...

I would just politely decline the offer.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
Does a hairbrush handle count? My ex-wife once used one on me with out notice - did I mention the EX part of ex-wife?

Just the handle part, right?

*shudder*

[CamB]

Dems aren't the one with the Ann Coulter dominatrix fantasy.

[nostatic]

Originally posted by CamB
Dems aren't the one with the Ann Coulter dominatrix fantasy.

i consider myself pretty open minded in the sack, but that visual sickens me...

[red-beard]

OMG! What am I saying!

[Burnin' oil]

Originally posted by tabs
Well I can tell U all with certainity that I never have used a "Strap On" ...But that doesn't mean that the women I was with didn't...

Well, she had to use something . . .

[dean]

I wonder if those strapons are organic

Jim do you know?

[M.D. Holloway]

Originally posted by }{arlequin
is that without you noticing or without her giving you an advanced notice?

She tried to sneak it in while she was gobbling knob. Talk about a buzz kill. It went something like this...

1) She was doing her level headed best to perform and frankly it was marginal. She tried but just didn't have the "chops".

2) Upon my relaxing and trying to fantisize about her college roomate I felt something rather unnatural.

3) I sprang into a sitting position and there she was with a sheepish grin on her mug and a hairbrush in her hand.

4) "WTF???!!! do you think your doing?"

5) "What? I thought we could spice things up?"

6) "Spice things Up! Spice Things Up! Save the *****'n spice for that weak arse chili you make, take that *****'n hairbrush and burn it and if you ever put anything up my butt aagain that isn't you tongue I will smack the side of your head so hard your ears will bleed! Sheeeetttt Women!

7) "Maybe I should have used the smooth end?"

[}{arlequin]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
She tried to sneak it in while she was gobbling knob. Talk about a buzz kill. It went something like this...

1) She was doing her level headed best to perform and frankly it was marginal. She tried but just didn't have the "chops".

2) Upon my relaxing and trying to fantisize about her college roomate I felt something rather unnatural.

3) I sprang into a sitting position and there she was with a sheepish grin on her mug and a hairbrush in her hand.

4) "WTF???!!! do you think your doing?"

5) "What? I thought we could spice things up?"

6) "Spice things Up! Spice Things Up! Save the *****'n spice for that weak arse chili you make, take that *****'n hairbrush and burn it and if you ever put anything up my butt aagain that isn't you tongue I will smack the side of your head so hard your ears will bleed! Sheeeetttt Women!

7) "Maybe I should have used the smooth end?"

ROFLMAO... that's classic... you'd think if she was inventive enough for that, then at least all her other "chop worthy" skills would've been mastered.

[M.D. Holloway]

She was essentially a wedding cake - very pretty to look at, cost a bunch and after you had one bite you thought "dang, that wasn't as good as I thought it should be". so you have another just out of disbelief that something so good looking could be so bland and it hits you again. You start to question the whole sanity of the world and if God truely had a sense of humor. Take a third bite just to make sure the first two weren't some sort of acid reflux thing happening and ... sure enough ya get lucky and taste a little of the frosting and it gives you hope. Hoep that maybe this cake isn't so bad. Forth bite confirms the first two suspicions but now everybody sees you eating that miserable cake and if you put it down folks will start to wonder "Is he on a diet? Doesn't he like cake?" So to please the masses (family included) you keep eating that freak'n cake. It ends up costing you a zillion dollars and years of misery just because you couldn't believe something so good looking really was terrible to start with.

Moral to the story - if it don't taste good after the second bite drop the plate and spit out what you can. Move on.

[tabs]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
She was essentially a wedding cake - very pretty to look at, cost a bunch and after you had one bite you thought "dang, that wasn't as good as I thought it should be". so you have another just out of disbelief that something so good looking could be so bland and it hits you again. You start to question the whole sanity of the world and if God truely had a sense of humor. Take a third bite just to make sure the first two weren't some sort of acid reflux thing happening and ... sure enough ya get lucky and taste a little of the frosting and it gives you hope. Hoep that maybe this cake isn't so bad. Forth bite confirms the first two suspicions but now everybody sees you eating that miserable cake and if you put it down folks will start to wonder "Is he on a diet? Doesn't he like cake?" So to please the masses (family included) you keep eating that freak'n cake. It ends up costing you a zillion dollars and years of misery just because you couldn't believe something so good looking really was terrible to start with.

Moral to the story - if it don't taste good after the second bite drop the plate and spit out what you can. Move on.

To paraphrase...the moral of the story is that you can't have your cake and eat it too.

[nostatic]

you could buy some proper toys Lube....tight tool for the right job. So to speak. As it were.

[tabs]

And make sure its American Made preferably Union Made. Don't accept any cheap foreign copies or imitations. Forged not Cast to give it that extra torque strength needed for that tough application. Its no fun having a tool break off when in use. Triple Chrome is also nice for a nice shiney look and also for ease of cleanup after the job is done.

[nostatic]

tabs, you're old school. I'll give you a tip: plastics

actually polymers but that line wasn't in the movie...

[tabs]

I always liked the rigidity of Cold Blue Steel....but I'm open minded ...there is a lot to be said for the flexibility of Polymers, to get around in those especially tight places....

[livi]

70% of Americans have never used a strap-on !

Thats because too many of you still cling too tight to the Lutheran heritage. It prevents you from exploring the higher grounds of extra curricular activities - despite being the country producing most of the adult content on the net (or so I have heard)..

[tabs]

Its those "Higher Grounds" that the Cold Blue Steel is for....where only the tough dare go...

[livi]

Oh, I see...we´re talking Master of the Ring, Rim Riders and renewing the membership at Club Blue Oyster! No pain, no gain (in diameter in this case).

[tabs]

WHAT????? I thought we were talking about Snap On Tools....or Cornwall at least.....isn't that so Nostatus????