The Test

legion · 07-31-2006, 05:43 PM

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations...

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't
say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car........

charleskieffner · 07-31-2006, 05:59 PM

wow similar TRUE story. went to brother in laws wedding years ago when married. bro in law was marrying jewish gal from beverly hills. jewish gal had hot younger sister. everyone but me was drunk........real drunk. i kid you not i wasnt. did not like catching buzz around ex's family, ever. anyway party is roaring and lil sister has huge buzz on. comes up to me and starts hitting on me. she had never met me and did not know connection. started big time flirt for all to see, i was embarassed and actually was not enjoying the attention. well she started some moves and i excused my self, from the situation. one little problem............ex and her sister saw the whole thing! man was i in deep doo doo. anyway fast forward 5 yrs later...................... she marrys my other brother in law! now my ex has to see her every holiday.

moral to story............now that im happily divorced and shes married.......i'd DO HER! and the best part my ex has to deal with her! hahahahaha

legion · 07-31-2006, 06:06 PM

See...I don't get that. Ex is pissed at you for her flirting.

There is video out there of me bumping and grinding with bridemaids (that I'd never met before that day) at a friend's wedding....that then progressed into me getting spanked by dozens of beautiful women on the dance floor.

My wife's take on the whole thing?

She's the one I went home with.

charleskieffner · 07-31-2006, 06:16 PM

yes i got burned on that one..................alot. did not do a damn thing! when i felt uncomfortable i knew it was time to split. yep standing around doing nothing., i got into hot water..............i was pissed. anyway i made a point of going to other bro in laws wedding and just smiled at her when ex wasnt looking. now that was fun.

motion · 07-31-2006, 06:35 PM

Legion, that is one great story!!!

nostatic · nostatic's Garage

if that story was true I'd run screaming from the family. That is way too twisted to be linked up to for any period of time...

and btw, don't forget to rotate the condoms, lest they suffer heat degradation...

legion · 07-31-2006, 06:44 PM

First post is not true...second one is...

(I dated my wife for six years before we got married.)

onewhippedpuppy · 07-31-2006, 06:53 PM

Seen it before, but always amusing. I agree with nostatic though, having to "prove" your trust only proves that you're not trusted, so if it were true, I'd run. That, or turn around and go back upstairs........

charleskieffner · 07-31-2006, 06:53 PM

i really wished my story wasnt true at the time.............not fun! now 8 yrs later its a hoot. funny how that works. the little home wrecker now has 3 kids and has become your typical house wife.

where the hell were women like that after my divorce???????? LOL!

dhoward · dhoward's Garage

"If she ain't good enough for her own family, then she ain't good enough for ours.."

M.D. Holloway · 07-31-2006, 08:10 PM

legion - I hope that first part wasn't true, if it was it would mean that the family is pretty *****'d up including Dad.

dd74 · 07-31-2006, 08:36 PM

Hell of a test. Hell of a way to gain trust in the in-laws. And ***** like that has happened - truthfully...

If it were me, I'd bonk the little sis out of spite and say F.O. to the lot of them.

Won · 08-01-2006, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by 930addict
Good job Legion. That reminds me of something that happened when I was a freshman in high school. I was dating this very pretty senior girl who had an equally pretty sister (who happened to be more my age). We were making out on her bed one day after school. She excused herself to go to the bathroom when her sister, with whom she shared the room, came walking in and started talking to me. She was wearing this tight knitted mini skirt - this vision will be forever imprinted on my brain. Anyway, she starts flirting with me and then drops her skirt to show me her underwear. She very slowly walks towards me on the bed and gets within two feet of my face turns around and asks me if I liked what I saw. Then Rachel comes back and they start fighting - but it was more of a playful fight. Through the course of their "discussion" they then proceed to outdo the other. Off comes Rachel's pants, then off comes Becky's shirt followed by Rachel's. I just sat there with my mouth open wondering what to do. As luck would have it their mom came home from work early that day. So with the sound of a car in the garage they both dissapeared with their cloths and left me sitting on the bed. I'll never know what could have been.

Rachel and I stayed together for a year after that incident. We broke up after her family moved away.

You know, if this makes it any better, the same "you" in a parallel universe had a good time that day. A real good time.

onewhippedpuppy · 08-01-2006, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 930addict
Good job Legion. That reminds me of something that happened when I was a freshman in high school. I was dating this very pretty senior girl who had an equally pretty sister (who happened to be more my age). We were making out on her bed one day after school. She excused herself to go to the bathroom when her sister, with whom she shared the room, came walking in and started talking to me. She was wearing this tight knitted mini skirt - this vision will be forever imprinted on my brain. Anyway, she starts flirting with me and then drops her skirt to show me her underwear. She very slowly walks towards me on the bed and gets within two feet of my face turns around and asks me if I liked what I saw. Then Rachel comes back and they start fighting - but it was more of a playful fight. Through the course of their "discussion" they then proceed to outdo the other. Off comes Rachel's pants, then off comes Becky's shirt followed by Rachel's. I just sat there with my mouth open wondering what to do. As luck would have it their mom came home from work early that day. So with the sound of a car in the garage they both dissapeared with their cloths and left me sitting on the bed. I'll never know what could have been.

Rachel and I stayed together for a year after that incident. We broke up after her family moved away.

My guess is you had a good time with that anyway, again, and again, and again.

You almost fell into pretty much every man's ultimate fantasy.

charleskieffner · 08-01-2006, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 930addict
Good job Legion. That reminds me of something that happened when I was a freshman in high school. I was dating this very pretty senior girl who had an equally pretty sister (who happened to be more my age). We were making out on her bed one day after school. She excused herself to go to the bathroom when her sister, with whom she shared the room, came walking in and started talking to me. She was wearing this tight knitted mini skirt - this vision will be forever imprinted on my brain. Anyway, she starts flirting with me and then drops her skirt to show me her underwear. She very slowly walks towards me on the bed and gets within two feet of my face turns around and asks me if I liked what I saw. Then Rachel comes back and they start fighting - but it was more of a playful fight. Through the course of their "discussion" they then proceed to outdo the other. Off comes Rachel's pants, then off comes Becky's shirt followed by Rachel's. I just sat there with my mouth open wondering what to do. As luck would have it their mom came home from work early that day. So with the sound of a car in the garage they both dissapeared with their cloths and left me sitting on the bed. I'll never know what could have been.

Rachel and I stayed together for a year after that incident. We broke up after her family moved away.

do you still have their phone number or e-addy???????? PLEASE!