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I'm with Bill
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Jensen Beach, FL
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A crab in my garage?
I hear a scratching at my garage door. I though it was my traitor cat. She obviously is getting better food from someone in the neighborhood in is rarely around anymore. I crack the door open so as not to spook her and this is what I find:
 Then it hid under my wifes car:  Then it made a run for the FJ:  And its still there, do you think it wants a ride?  Actually this is not so weird I am less than 1/2 mile from the water and we live on a sand hill. Its funny when they show up at the house though.
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07-31-2006, 04:22 PM
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Too Funny! Maby he'll invite his friends over and you can fire up the grill!
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07-31-2006, 04:29 PM
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did you name him? There's a rabbit that sleeps in the middle of my lawn some evenings... I named him Roy.
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I'd name him Dinner!!
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07-31-2006, 04:38 PM
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I honestly think it might scare someone half to death if you weren't expecting to see it.
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07-31-2006, 04:48 PM
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Why's it not in the pot already?
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07-31-2006, 05:07 PM
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I'd introduce him to some Old Bay seasoning!
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07-31-2006, 05:12 PM
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Do you happen to have a Hammond B3?
If so, I'd keep it away. Once you get crabs on your organ....it's hard to get rid of them.
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07-31-2006, 05:20 PM
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Has he said the words "I pinch" yet?
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07-31-2006, 06:25 PM
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ill take all the crabs you can give me any day, over these damn RATTLESNAKES!
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07-31-2006, 06:29 PM
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anyone ever see that simpson's episode where homer takes the lobster as a pet and keeps feeding him so he's nice and large. of course he eats the lobster later...
i would do the same.  -mike
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08-01-2006, 04:27 AM
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08-01-2006, 04:30 AM
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Dayum that's funny!
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08-01-2006, 05:22 AM
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This is my garage now, see? Im taking over this racket. Yeannggg! Hit the road jack, me and the boys, we're movin' in, see? Put a leash on him and take him for walks.
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Lighter fluid and an ice pick will take care of crabs
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08-01-2006, 08:37 AM
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A crab in your garage is sure better than a .....
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08-01-2006, 11:39 AM
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Jim, is that a Ghost crab?
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08-01-2006, 11:40 AM
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I'm with Bill
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08-01-2006, 11:42 AM
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My wife claims there's a crab in my garage - usually when he's working on that "damn 944" again. . .
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