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Oh yeah, I forgot about good old Edwin Leong, Major rice. That was classic.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25840&highlight=major+r ice

can one, craig in this case nominate a thread he feels he has carried the humor in for any sort of award? funniest or otherwise. that's like when scooter referred to himself as "scooter" in a tread title all recent like.

just wondering.

Does anyone want a free gererator?

Easily Top 5 material. A Solid Gold Classic!

Randy

Black Audi Wagon at the R gruppe meet. I think the original thread was deleted though. All I could find was this one:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/219881-black-audi-monterey-hyatt.html

Second teh BAW thread. That one seems to have taken on a life of its own.

Edwin Leong? Leland denies it, but I think he was behind it.

The funniest post?

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Mr. Clark Griswald,
I played pool since I was big enough to lean over the table. Playing straight pool my best run is 2213 balls. It's not easy to run 2213 balls it take a huge a really huge amount of paying attention. You cannot have even the slightest amount of distraction. I have perfect eye vision and I am very cooardinated. I mastered using english and I can perform a masse many, many times in a row, without ripping the felt. I would always do masse shots for my cousins. They could not believe the ball could move in that direction. We played a lot of pool at our house because my father would not let us leave our house to go out and do things. We only got to leave the house to go to school. Now we are in the USA and it will all be very differant . I can tell.

I am also an expert swimmer and was the best at the rings in my grade school and college.

I got to go eat dinner now.

Willie Mosconi, who I would consider the best pool player ever, set the record at 520-something.

:rolleyes:

i just clicked the link http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Animals/Sheep01.wav which was posted by johncj8989 as to what the e-ram sounded like and almost fell out of my chair............good stuff

The Admit to your Stupidity thread is really entertaining.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=131836&highlight=admit+your+stupi dity

Wow... so many possibilities...

The apologies thread had some good stuff in it...

"The gey in this thread is strong"

Beat that! :cool:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/375917-official-confessional-apology-thread.html?highlight=apologies

Quote:

Originally Posted by }{arlequin (Post 2796078)

here's my vote
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=274943&perpage=20&highl ight=pc%20mac%20os&pagenumber=1

Holy $hit this is a funny thread....I vote the funniest.
Some of the better quotes...

Started with Gassy stating:

" Just cut my sack.
Trimmin' down under and snipped the bag...OUCH. Bled like hell...never again."

Assorted responses:

TerryBPP: James Bond never shaved his sack. He waxed his pubes into a twirled mustache.

Toby:i will use my beard clipper on my bag, no shave there, thats just crazy, now i have done a porn shaft shave before and as it grew out it felt like i have a porcupine in my shorts. these days its all beard trimmer.

Moses:Real men just shove a ferret down their trousers.

Terry: I was having relations with the old lady and my landlord banged on the door. I thru on a pair of jeans and zipped my mushroom cap right up. Took a nice chunk out of it. Bled like a stuck pig. Now I never go commando.

JonT: I bet Chuck Norris doesnt shave his bowling balls sized nuggets.

If it weren't for the comedy around this place it would really suck.....SmileWavy

P.S. Swang's posts have been pretty funny also.... as have been the moscow kid's...

Here's a classic, me love it long time...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/303184-i-am-china-show-my-car.html

PS- my wife is from Beijing

Armor All is my favorite for unintended humor. Mr. Leong is my second favorite. There have been so many. My favorite overall post of all time involved an 87 Carrera that was called the fruit of the poisonous tree. Second favorite in that catagory was the true story of the girl who didn't want a huge ring, but he insisted and sold the 930 for a rock . . .

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Originally Posted by RickM (Post 3767190)

Holy $hit this is a funny thread....I vote the funniest.

This one takes my vote 2. :p

This has to be the funniest post I've ever read on this bbs. I can't get through it without laughing myself into tears! LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 3457789)

"Cratch Slappin'" by P-O-P, (c) 2007, with sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss. It's the beer's fault. . .

So I'm with my new girl and she makes this request,
One evening while I'm busy fondling her breast.
It was weird! Unexpected! It took me aback!
She says her cratch she wants me to smack!
I'm stunned at first and don't reply,
But thinking about it, I guess I should try.
After all this is something she's asked me to do,
So my plan, my good friends, I'll now share with you:

If it's something she wants and something she needs,
I'm smackin' that ***** until it bleeds.

Although this is new and a little bizarre,
I'm gonna' smack it so hard, it might leave a scar.

If I can't satisfy her, she'll call me a wimp,
So it's time to become a cratch-slappin' pimp.

I'll smack that cratch - I'll smack it blue!
I'll smack it the way she wants me to!
I'll smack it soft, I'll smack it hard,
I'll smack it inside or out in the yard.

I'll smack 'til tender and puffy and red,
I'll smack it whenever she takes me to bed.

I'll smack that cratch all kinds of ways,
I'll smack it on even and odd-numbered days.

She's the one who wants me to try this technique!
I should oblige! It don't mean I'm a freak!
So I'll do what she asks and extend my hand,
Line up a good shot and then let it land,
With a "slap! slap! slap!" right on that place
That's usually covered with panties and lace.
And the "slap! slap! slap!" of skin on skin
I know will bring her a satisfied grin.

I'll smack that cratch - I'll smack it blue!
I'll smack it the way she wants me to!
I'll smack it soft, I'll smack it hard,
I'll smack it inside or out in the yard.

I'll smack that cratch - I'll smack it silly!
I'll smack it the way I'd smack Milli Vanilli.

I'll smack it hard, I'll smack it light,
I'll smack it as if we were having a fight.

And at the end of it all, when the slappin's all done.
I know she'll be happy and say "that was fun".
She'll say it was great, she'll say it was nice,
But her cratch will need some aloe and ice.
'cause I'll do what she wants - I ain't holding back!
That cratch is gettin' my smack! smack! smack!

I'll smack that cratch - I'll smack it blue!
I'll smack it the way she wants me to!
I'll smack it soft, I'll smack it hard,
I'll smack it inside or out in the yard.

I'll smack that cratch - I'll smack it around!
I'll smack it until I hear that "slap!" sound!

I'll smack that cratch like a good boyfriend should,
Whether using my forehand or backhand - or wood.