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FUNNIEST PELICAN POSTS of all time..............
My F.P.O.A.T. award goes to this one:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/283747-streeling-wheel-vibetion.html Re: "vibetion on the strelling wheel went the tire hit small bump" http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/happy.gif |
classic :D
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The response is pure comedy gold!
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(*sigh*) Public schools...
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Gererator, heculiner on the hootus, a certain person's saga of engagement-marriage-and divorce, plenty of classics here but that is a good one for sure.
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Meh. Not even close. Do a general search for "Alina" :p
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LOL
Originally posted by alina944 mr z-ma you are BIG PIECE OF ****TT , MOTHER ****KKER YOU WANT A PERSONAL ATTACT MOTHER ****KER THIS IS FOR YOU , WAHT A ASS HOLL\E YOU REA TRY TO PUNISH ME WHEN EVERYBODY ATTACT ME , LOOK MRS NINOR , why you don't warng him probably because you a a bigg gay and **** with mr NYNOR IN every reunium inthe back of the white trash 944 he owns , NOW IF YOU WILL LIKE TO PUNISH ME DO IT YOU A A REASON NOW MOTHER FOKKKER!!!!!!!!!!!I CLEAR ALL MY QUESTION A THIS POINT I WILL SELL THE CRAPY 944 A BUY A M3 BMW THIS WILL ROCK,,,,,,,THANKS FOR NOTHING PEDOSSO DE MIERDA , ERES TU Y TODOS IN ESTO FORUM UNOS GRANDE MORIQUENOS HIJOS DE UNOS MUY GRANDE PUTA, PUTTEN FUTTEN FORTE !!!SUSPULA LA MEA PULA, TE FARE UN CAZZO IN LORO CULO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 now that was good stuff. |
according to Brian, I have the honor of the funniest 2-word post ever:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=298726&highlight=no+pho tographs Less is more. And now more music, and Les Nessman.... |
I always enjoy reading a certain Seattle based workshop owners statements. Here is an excerpt on the wiper reversal topic. I can see the poor owners face before me when it happens. The squeaking sound. The "Oh, crap !"
"...best to leave the arms off until you're sure it will park properly, so you don't run the wipers over your hood." :D |
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And after that post, she wondered why she was banned. Geez - I have no idea why.... -Z. |
the best is when the asian kid challenged us to a race with his japan offering....and when you guys got done with him...
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I liked the post by the kid who had a hella-sweet car and put Armor-all on his tires (including the treads). Made his tires "jet fokkin' black". He took the car out for a drive and wrecked it. Traction issues.
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what ab the one that washed his engine, including the "inside" by pulling the plugs? :D
sometimes i find it hard to believe that it's real... |
Who was the pelican who built the erector set with casters under his front pan, so he wouldn't scrape on the driveway? He took the ribbing in stride, if I recall.
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I remember a kid on a Neon SRT forum who was sick of waiting for all the oil to drain out of his pan during an oil change, so he decided to drain the oil with the engine running, in order to speed things up...
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Oh yeah, I forgot about good old Edwin Leong, Major rice. That was classic.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25840&highlight=major+r ice |
Don't forget the "E-ram"
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/101451-eram-electric-supercharger-brief-description-some-responses-many-post.html And the son of "E-ram" http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/135630-eram-electric-supecharger-dyno-test-day-invitation-next-week.html Wayne's comment is the best! And then there is this: http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1068761951.jpg |
can one, craig in this case nominate a thread he feels he has carried the humor in for any sort of award? funniest or otherwise. that's like when scooter referred to himself as "scooter" in a tread title all recent like.
just wondering. |
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Black Audi Wagon at the R gruppe meet. I think the original thread was deleted though. All I could find was this one:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/219881-black-audi-monterey-hyatt.html |
Second teh BAW thread. That one seems to have taken on a life of its own.
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Edwin Leong? Leland denies it, but I think he was behind it.
The funniest post? Edwin Leong Guest Registered: Not Yet Location: Posts: N/A Mr. Clark Griswald, I played pool since I was big enough to lean over the table. Playing straight pool my best run is 2213 balls. It's not easy to run 2213 balls it take a huge a really huge amount of paying attention. You cannot have even the slightest amount of distraction. I have perfect eye vision and I am very cooardinated. I mastered using english and I can perform a masse many, many times in a row, without ripping the felt. I would always do masse shots for my cousins. They could not believe the ball could move in that direction. We played a lot of pool at our house because my father would not let us leave our house to go out and do things. We only got to leave the house to go to school. Now we are in the USA and it will all be very differant . I can tell. I am also an expert swimmer and was the best at the rings in my grade school and college. I got to go eat dinner now. Willie Mosconi, who I would consider the best pool player ever, set the record at 520-something. :rolleyes: |
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i just clicked the link http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Animals/Sheep01.wav which was posted by johncj8989 as to what the e-ram sounded like and almost fell out of my chair............good stuff
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This is a classic: :rolleyes:
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3680797 |
The Admit to your Stupidity thread is really entertaining.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=131836&highlight=admit+your+stupi dity |
Wow... so many possibilities...
The apologies thread had some good stuff in it... "The gey in this thread is strong" Beat that! :cool: http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/375917-official-confessional-apology-thread.html?highlight=apologies |
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Some of the better quotes... Started with Gassy stating: " Just cut my sack. Trimmin' down under and snipped the bag...OUCH. Bled like hell...never again." Assorted responses: TerryBPP: James Bond never shaved his sack. He waxed his pubes into a twirled mustache. Toby:i will use my beard clipper on my bag, no shave there, thats just crazy, now i have done a porn shaft shave before and as it grew out it felt like i have a porcupine in my shorts. these days its all beard trimmer. Moses:Real men just shove a ferret down their trousers. Terry: I was having relations with the old lady and my landlord banged on the door. I thru on a pair of jeans and zipped my mushroom cap right up. Took a nice chunk out of it. Bled like a stuck pig. Now I never go commando. JonT: I bet Chuck Norris doesnt shave his bowling balls sized nuggets. |
If it weren't for the comedy around this place it would really suck.....SmileWavy
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P.S. Swang's posts have been pretty funny also.... as have been the moscow kid's...
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Here's a classic, me love it long time...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/303184-i-am-china-show-my-car.html PS- my wife is from Beijing |
Armor All is my favorite for unintended humor. Mr. Leong is my second favorite. There have been so many. My favorite overall post of all time involved an 87 Carrera that was called the fruit of the poisonous tree. Second favorite in that catagory was the true story of the girl who didn't want a huge ring, but he insisted and sold the 930 for a rock . . .
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Cratch Slappin'
This has to be the funniest post I've ever read on this bbs. I can't get through it without laughing myself into tears! LOL
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