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Craig 930 RS 09-04-2006 06:13 PM
FUNNIEST PELICAN POSTS of all time..............
 
My F.P.O.A.T. award goes to this one:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/283747-streeling-wheel-vibetion.html

Re:
"vibetion on the strelling wheel went the tire hit small bump"
http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/happy.gif

bell 09-04-2006 06:56 PM
classic :D

Moses 09-04-2006 07:11 PM
The response is pure comedy gold!

Quote:
Originally posted by Craig911
Wellbuh Ibuh tink the vibashun done affected yubba mouf.
Hang on looser to the strelling weel ;-)

widebody911 09-04-2006 07:27 PM
(*sigh*) Public schools...

sammyg2 09-04-2006 08:28 PM
Gererator, heculiner on the hootus, a certain person's saga of engagement-marriage-and divorce, plenty of classics here but that is a good one for sure.

sammyg2 09-04-2006 08:32 PM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=157350&highlight=funnie st+posts+ever

WolfeMacleod 09-04-2006 09:58 PM
Meh. Not even close. Do a general search for "Alina" :p

sammyg2 09-04-2006 11:23 PM
LOL

Originally posted by alina944
mr z-ma you are BIG PIECE OF ****TT , MOTHER ****KKER YOU WANT A PERSONAL ATTACT MOTHER ****KER THIS IS FOR YOU , WAHT A ASS HOLL\E YOU REA TRY TO PUNISH ME WHEN EVERYBODY ATTACT ME , LOOK MRS NINOR , why you don't warng him probably because you a a bigg gay and **** with mr NYNOR IN every reunium inthe back of the white trash 944 he owns ,
NOW IF YOU WILL LIKE TO PUNISH ME DO IT YOU A A REASON NOW MOTHER FOKKKER!!!!!!!!!!!I CLEAR ALL MY QUESTION A THIS POINT I WILL SELL THE CRAPY 944 A BUY A M3 BMW THIS WILL ROCK,,,,,,,THANKS FOR NOTHING PEDOSSO DE MIERDA , ERES TU Y TODOS IN ESTO FORUM UNOS GRANDE MORIQUENOS HIJOS DE UNOS MUY GRANDE PUTA, PUTTEN FUTTEN FORTE !!!SUSPULA LA MEA PULA, TE FARE UN CAZZO IN LORO CULO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

now that was good stuff.

nostatic 09-04-2006 11:42 PM
according to Brian, I have the honor of the funniest 2-word post ever:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=298726&highlight=no+pho tographs

Less is more. And now more music, and Les Nessman....

livi 09-05-2006 02:16 AM
I always enjoy reading a certain Seattle based workshop owners statements. Here is an excerpt on the wiper reversal topic. I can see the poor owners face before me when it happens. The squeaking sound. The "Oh, crap !"

"...best to leave the arms off until you're sure it will park properly, so you don't run the wipers over your hood." :D

}{arlequin 09-05-2006 09:22 PM
here's my vote
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=274943&perpage=20&highl ight=pc%20mac%20os&pagenumber=1

84porsche 09-05-2006 09:54 PM
Dave, nice repost of a past thread. I couldn't belive that I missed it but still LMAO. That has my vote.

Z-man 09-06-2006 05:43 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by sammyg2
LOL

Originally posted by alina944
mr z-ma you are BIG PIECE OF ****TT , MOTHER ****KKER YOU WANT A PERSONAL ATTACT MOTHER ****KER THIS IS FOR YOU , WAHT A ASS HOLL\E YOU REA TRY TO PUNISH ME WHEN EVERYBODY ATTACT ME , LOOK MRS NINOR , why you don't warng him probably because you a a bigg gay and **** with mr NYNOR IN every reunium inthe back of the white trash 944 he owns ,
NOW IF YOU WILL LIKE TO PUNISH ME DO IT YOU A A REASON NOW MOTHER FOKKKER!!!!!!!!!!!I CLEAR ALL MY QUESTION A THIS POINT I WILL SELL THE CRAPY 944 A BUY A M3 BMW THIS WILL ROCK,,,,,,,THANKS FOR NOTHING PEDOSSO DE MIERDA , ERES TU Y TODOS IN ESTO FORUM UNOS GRANDE MORIQUENOS HIJOS DE UNOS MUY GRANDE PUTA, PUTTEN FUTTEN FORTE !!!SUSPULA LA MEA PULA, TE FARE UN CAZZO IN LORO CULO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

now that was good stuff.
That gets my vote too! BTW: Not only is this troll's English terrible, when I attempted to "Babel Fish" the Spanish portions, nearly half the words could not be translated.

And after that post, she wondered why she was banned. Geez - I have no idea why....

-Z.

vash 09-06-2006 09:50 AM
the best is when the asian kid challenged us to a race with his japan offering....and when you guys got done with him...

Moses 09-06-2006 10:01 AM
I liked the post by the kid who had a hella-sweet car and put Armor-all on his tires (including the treads). Made his tires "jet fokkin' black". He took the car out for a drive and wrecked it. Traction issues.

}{arlequin 09-06-2006 10:20 AM
what ab the one that washed his engine, including the "inside" by pulling the plugs? :D

sometimes i find it hard to believe that it's real...

notfarnow 09-06-2006 10:27 AM
Who was the pelican who built the erector set with casters under his front pan, so he wouldn't scrape on the driveway? He took the ribbing in stride, if I recall.

VaSteve 09-06-2006 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by notfarnow
Who was the pelican who built the erector set with casters under his front pan, so he wouldn't scrape on the driveway? He took the ribbing in stride, if I recall.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=163512&highlight=traini ng+wheels

VaSteve 09-06-2006 10:35 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by }{arlequin
what ab the one that washed his engine, including the "inside" by pulling the plugs? :D

sometimes i find it hard to believe that it's real...
That was a dude on a VW or Honda board IIRC

CJFusco 09-06-2006 11:10 AM
I remember a kid on a Neon SRT forum who was sick of waiting for all the oil to drain out of his pan during an oil change, so he decided to drain the oil with the engine running, in order to speed things up...

sammyg2 09-06-2006 04:01 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about good old Edwin Leong, Major rice. That was classic.
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25840&highlight=major+r ice

red-beard 09-06-2006 04:10 PM
Don't forget the "E-ram"

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/101451-eram-electric-supercharger-brief-description-some-responses-many-post.html

And the son of "E-ram"

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/135630-eram-electric-supecharger-dyno-test-day-invitation-next-week.html


Wayne's comment is the best!

And then there is this:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1068761951.jpg

juanbenae 09-06-2006 06:42 PM
can one, craig in this case nominate a thread he feels he has carried the humor in for any sort of award? funniest or otherwise. that's like when scooter referred to himself as "scooter" in a tread title all recent like.


just wondering.

rcecale 09-06-2006 06:53 PM
Does anyone want a free gererator?

Easily Top 5 material. A Solid Gold Classic!

Randy

EdT82SC 09-06-2006 08:27 PM
Black Audi Wagon at the R gruppe meet. I think the original thread was deleted though. All I could find was this one:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/219881-black-audi-monterey-hyatt.html

Icemaster 09-07-2006 05:13 AM
Second teh BAW thread. That one seems to have taken on a life of its own.

pwd72s 09-07-2006 09:43 AM
Edwin Leong? Leland denies it, but I think he was behind it.

The funniest post?

Edwin Leong
Guest

Registered: Not Yet
Location:
Posts: N/A

Mr. Clark Griswald,
I played pool since I was big enough to lean over the table. Playing straight pool my best run is 2213 balls. It's not easy to run 2213 balls it take a huge a really huge amount of paying attention. You cannot have even the slightest amount of distraction. I have perfect eye vision and I am very cooardinated. I mastered using english and I can perform a masse many, many times in a row, without ripping the felt. I would always do masse shots for my cousins. They could not believe the ball could move in that direction. We played a lot of pool at our house because my father would not let us leave our house to go out and do things. We only got to leave the house to go to school. Now we are in the USA and it will all be very differant . I can tell.

I am also an expert swimmer and was the best at the rings in my grade school and college.

I got to go eat dinner now.

Willie Mosconi, who I would consider the best pool player ever, set the record at 520-something.

:rolleyes:

Craig 930 RS 10-08-2006 03:20 PM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/308535-dash-switch-what.html

bell 10-08-2006 09:14 PM
i just clicked the link http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Animals/Sheep01.wav which was posted by johncj8989 as to what the e-ram sounded like and almost fell out of my chair............good stuff

Craig 930 RS 02-13-2008 03:31 PM
This is a classic: :rolleyes:
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3680797

Hugh R 02-13-2008 03:41 PM
The Admit to your Stupidity thread is really entertaining.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=131836&highlight=admit+your+stupi dity

scottmandue 02-13-2008 03:45 PM
Wow... so many possibilities...

The apologies thread had some good stuff in it...

"The gey in this thread is strong"

Beat that! :cool:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/375917-official-confessional-apology-thread.html?highlight=apologies

RickM 02-13-2008 03:56 PM
Holy $hit this is a funny thread....I vote the funniest.
Some of the better quotes...

Started with Gassy stating:

" Just cut my sack.
Trimmin' down under and snipped the bag...OUCH. Bled like hell...never again."

Assorted responses:

TerryBPP: James Bond never shaved his sack. He waxed his pubes into a twirled mustache.

Toby:i will use my beard clipper on my bag, no shave there, thats just crazy, now i have done a porn shaft shave before and as it grew out it felt like i have a porcupine in my shorts. these days its all beard trimmer.

Moses:Real men just shove a ferret down their trousers.

Terry: I was having relations with the old lady and my landlord banged on the door. I thru on a pair of jeans and zipped my mushroom cap right up. Took a nice chunk out of it. Bled like a stuck pig. Now I never go commando.

JonT: I bet Chuck Norris doesnt shave his bowling balls sized nuggets.

futuresoptions 02-13-2008 04:04 PM
If it weren't for the comedy around this place it would really suck.....SmileWavy

futuresoptions 02-13-2008 04:09 PM
P.S. Swang's posts have been pretty funny also.... as have been the moscow kid's...

Blackie911 02-13-2008 04:38 PM
Here's a classic, me love it long time...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/303184-i-am-china-show-my-car.html

PS- my wife is from Beijing

MRM 02-13-2008 05:11 PM
Armor All is my favorite for unintended humor. Mr. Leong is my second favorite. There have been so many. My favorite overall post of all time involved an 87 Carrera that was called the fruit of the poisonous tree. Second favorite in that catagory was the true story of the girl who didn't want a huge ring, but he insisted and sold the 930 for a rock . . .

911Rob 02-13-2008 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RickM (Post 3767190)
Holy $hit this is a funny thread....I vote the funniest.
This one takes my vote 2. :p

rcecale 02-13-2008 07:15 PM
Cratch Slappin'
 
This has to be the funniest post I've ever read on this bbs. I can't get through it without laughing myself into tears! LOL

Quote:
Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile (Post 3457789)
"Cratch Slappin'" by P-O-P, (c) 2007, with sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss. It's the beer's fault. . .

So I'm with my new girl and she makes this request,
One evening while I'm busy fondling her breast.
It was weird! Unexpected! It took me aback!
She says her cratch she wants me to smack!
I'm stunned at first and don't reply,
But thinking about it, I guess I should try.
After all this is something she's asked me to do,
So my plan, my good friends, I'll now share with you:

If it's something she wants and something she needs,
I'm smackin' that ***** until it bleeds.

Although this is new and a little bizarre,
I'm gonna' smack it so hard, it might leave a scar.

If I can't satisfy her, she'll call me a wimp,
So it's time to become a cratch-slappin' pimp.

I'll smack that cratch - I'll smack it blue!
I'll smack it the way she wants me to!
I'll smack it soft, I'll smack it hard,
I'll smack it inside or out in the yard.

I'll smack 'til tender and puffy and red,
I'll smack it whenever she takes me to bed.

I'll smack that cratch all kinds of ways,
I'll smack it on even and odd-numbered days.

She's the one who wants me to try this technique!
I should oblige! It don't mean I'm a freak!
So I'll do what she asks and extend my hand,
Line up a good shot and then let it land,
With a "slap! slap! slap!" right on that place
That's usually covered with panties and lace.
And the "slap! slap! slap!" of skin on skin
I know will bring her a satisfied grin.

I'll smack that cratch - I'll smack it blue!
I'll smack it the way she wants me to!
I'll smack it soft, I'll smack it hard,
I'll smack it inside or out in the yard.

I'll smack that cratch - I'll smack it silly!
I'll smack it the way I'd smack Milli Vanilli.

I'll smack it hard, I'll smack it light,
I'll smack it as if we were having a fight.

And at the end of it all, when the slappin's all done.
I know she'll be happy and say "that was fun".
She'll say it was great, she'll say it was nice,
But her cratch will need some aloe and ice.
'cause I'll do what she wants - I ain't holding back!
That cratch is gettin' my smack! smack! smack!

I'll smack that cratch - I'll smack it blue!
I'll smack it the way she wants me to!
I'll smack it soft, I'll smack it hard,
I'll smack it inside or out in the yard.

I'll smack that cratch - I'll smack it around!
I'll smack it until I hear that "slap!" sound!

I'll smack that cratch like a good boyfriend should,
Whether using my forehand or backhand - or wood.

aap1966 02-14-2008 12:25 AM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/264050-fun-tazer.html?highlight=tazer


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