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Suddenly, some things are very clear.....
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an "unidentified flying object" with five aliens aboard -- sex unknown -- crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government. However, you may well NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Harry Reid; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born. That piece of information has certainly cleared up a lot of things for me. |
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That sure explains the antennae, and suction cups in place of hands.
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What happened to the sheep and cattle?
Right, they became Republicans. Ha Ha. I'm way ahead of you.
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i have been to roswell, new mexico......................and it is nothing to laugh about! it is scary, and if those people mentioned above are a part of it, i am TRULY AFEARED! they are out there...............and so is roswell!
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Man, I don't know about aliens and what not but that was one bad 30 days!
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They were all born the same month?? Wow. So I guess Clinton is lying about turning 60 this year. And Bush lied in the SOTU speech when he mentioned that Clinton, (and himself), were turning 60 this year. This is truly a vast conspiracy. Bi-partisan. Wow.
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So by logical extension it's nice to know all of these individuals are decended from beings that clearly are more advanced than the rest of us monkey-descended humans. We should feel privileged to have the benefits of such advanced beings with superior technology and culture leading us.
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"Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy!!!!!!"
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more FUN THAN A BARREL OF "MINKIES"!
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A quick google shows that Al Gore WAS actually born that month, but not Kerry, who was born in 1943. So I guess it passes the "Limbaugh test" for accuracy and truth.
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Barbara Boxer DOB:Nov 11 1940
Hillary Clinton DOB Oct 26 1947 Howard Dean DOB Nov 17 1948 Dianne Feinstein DOB Jun 22 1933 Charles E. Schumer DOB Nov 23 1950 Harry Reid DOB Dec 2 1939 Nancy Pelosi DOB Mar 26 1940 singpilot is suffering from Hypoxia
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Singpilot is being as respectful as some of the other *********s in here today.
No one cares about what happened 5 years ago. This country deserves what is coming, and it will be because of whining idiots like those.
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Yes, I'd say Singpilot's quote is exactly as accurate a statement as anything from the Limbaugh/O'Reilly/Coulter/Savage world. I guess there's a conservative born every minute, to paraphrase Barnum.
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I guess I just don't understand the first post; what does it have to do w/ 9/11/01? Or "whiners" or the USA "getting what is coming"(?)
Isn't it just a lame joke for Republicans? Tell us that you did not believe the birthday part of it, please. |
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In the world of the pundit, it makes perfect sense to make fun of someone who tried to kill OBL in '98 and then praise the man who did absolutely nothing about him only three years later. The American people overall arent that dumb. The latest ORC poll shows 45% think Bush is more to blame for 9/11 vs 41% Clinton. The poll eror range is 3%, so it's pretty much even.
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