To the guy who crapped in my parking stall last night....

[Racerbvd]

This is too funny!!



To the guy who crapped in my parking stall last night....



http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/213492593.html

[Jims5543]

Eeewwwe!!

Thats nasty. Nothing will jerk you to attention faster than human feces.

It was probably my brother in law. He is mental and likes to poop in public plces where pooping is not normally accepted.


Drugs are bad kids.

[livi]

Hilarious. Tears in my eyes!

[speeder]

I liked this:

First, you are almost certainly male. Either that or you're the 1976 East German Women's Olympic Gold Medal Weightlifting Champion. There's a slim possibility you're a horse.



Get that off of "Best of CL"? Lots of funny stuff on there, but lots of scatological humor as well for some reason. This was funny, though.

[syncroid]

Oh man. Thats great! Good find.

[masraum]

THat's hilarious. Some synonyms that I'd never heard before. THat guys' nearly a poet.

[Jims5543]

7-pound growler

[gassy]

I can't even type I'm laughing so hard!

[EdT82SC]

I bet you could smoke that sheet.

[Noah930]

I read that 5 minutes ago and I'm still having a hard time keeping a straight face. Hilarious.

[Icemaster]

That just made my week.

"Grunt Sculpture..."

Laughing so hard I need to poop.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Actually ALL of the "best of" are pretty good. Some better than others (this one in particular is a gem) but it's great "boring day at work" reading.

[Rick V]

I am having a hard time posting a reply I am laughing so hard I can't even see. I havn't laughed that hard in a long time. Thanks for the posting.

[techweenie]

I was kind of half paying attention to a TV show a couple of weeks ago. it's called The Soup and it serves up the key 15 seconds of every TV show airing that week.

Anyway, there's this incredibly weird show called 'Flavor of Love' in which several women attempt to tempt Flava Flav (former partner of Bigitte Neilsen) into dating them.

One of the fine candidates waiting in the entryway to meet FF apparently thought it was okay to answer nature's call on the marble floor of the mansion she was standing in. I don't think she made the final cut.

[Jeff Higgins]

Dang it, I thought everyone did this. While I can't be sure, it does sound like he's talking about me. Sorry; I'll roll it under a car next time. Geez....

[kach22i]

Originally posted by Racerbvd
This is too funny!!



To the guy who crapped in my parking stall last night....



http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/213492593.html

# this is in or around Vancouver
# no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interest

Oh Canada, and I thought it was such a clean and polite place.

[kach22i]

Originally posted by techweenie
I was kind of half paying attention to a TV show a couple of weeks ago. it's called The Soup and it serves up the key 15 seconds of every TV show airing that week.

Anyway, there's this incredibly weird show called 'Flavor of Love' in which several women attempt to tempt Flava Flav (former partner of Bigitte Neilsen) into dating them.

One of the fine candidates waiting in the entryway to meet FF apparently thought it was okay to answer nature's call on the marble floor of the mansion she was standing in. I don't think she made the final cut.

I don't understand that show, even after my wife tried to explain it to me. Some real bottom feeders.

[widgeon13]

I have worked for a couple of a$$hats over the years and I used to come home on a bad day and mention to my wife that if I ever got fired I would take a dump on this or that guys desk, never had the chance to really do it. I also never thought of dropping a load in his parking stall though but I'm sitting here watching game 5 and laughing my a$$ off, all by myself.

[Nostril Cheese]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/175457730.htm

This had me laughing pretty hard

[jorian]

I'm from Vancouver but, I have an alibi.