Neighbors - Uncomfortable

[scottmandue]

Originally posted by Moses
Lemme get this straight...

A married woman was unfaithful? And then she divorced her husband? And now she has moved in with the other man?

I need to sit down a minute. I thought I'd heard everything.

And she was "looking around"

I know I'm cynical but most modern women I meet are always open to upgrades

[Moses]

Originally posted by legion
Not so common here in God's country.

In my neighborhood, new car warranties last longer than most marriages.

[Moses]

Overheard in a restaurant last night;

A married woman had introduced her new lover to a friend and wanted her opinion. She said, "Honey, he's pretty, but I don't smell money."

Originally posted by legion
The issue is that we were social with the wife and husband before they split up. We throw a big party every summer. I'm not so comfortable having the wife and her new squeeze around, but I don't want to exclude her from activities she used to be invited to.

I got this...... Invite her, the new squeeze and ex husband but don't tell them the other is coming. That'd be a great storm!

[fastpat]

Originally posted by legion
She has natural brown hair and her name is not Mary. I've never noticed her "looking around", but she apparently was...

Those buff doods did it for her, so she buffed up to have a common point of reference, and made her move.

Women can be so, ummmm, mercenary.

[JeremyD]

I say you bang her then give her a dirty sanchez!