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Ann Coulter's Song

Sung to the tune of "Thanks for the Memories".
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But thanks to the neocons,
For every war a shill,
We’re driven from the Hill
But their mission was accomplished
Since our troops are dying still.
A cakewalk it was.

Thanks for the neocons
Those late-night shows on Fox
We watched while drinking shots
Sure Cheney lied and soldiers died
But ain’t Ann Coulter hot?
A kegger, it was.
From the story by Scott McConnell, editor of The American Conservative.

Old 12-19-2006, 06:01 PM
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Thanks. I have always liked song parodies...

Perhaps the primary problem with the world today is too many opiners and complainers and not enough doers.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:04 PM
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Ann is great entertainment. She makes big bucks off of getting people excited.


Good pure journalism doesn't attract ad $ or sell books. TV mass media is not journalism and only replaced cowboy shows.



fwiw........ Brit Hume wants his $1M/yr salary increased 4x for his far left entertainment that generates 1/4 of O'Riley's viewers.
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fwiw........ Brit Hume wants his $1M/yr salary increased 4x for his far left entertainment that generates 1/4 of O'Riley's viewers.
They're both leftists, they work for Fox. Remember, fascism is a leftist ideology.
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Thanks. I have always liked song parodies...

Perhaps the primary problem with the world today is too many opiners and complainers and not enough doers.
I looked around a bit to find more verses without any luck.
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Funny - thanks for that.

I agree though, Coulter is about as relevant as Rosie O'Donnell.

Remember kids, "the biggest enemy of celebrity is the exposure of irrelevance".
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I think Ann Coulter is hot.
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I think Ann Coulter is hot.
If you think 40 year old emaciated women who smoke are hot, go for it.
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You think THIS is hot?!?!





I'm sentencing you to two hours in the men's room with a stack of Playboy magazines for sexual orientation readjustment. For your own good.
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"Hot" as in radioactive and deadly?
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Queen of skank.
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Well, we have our ladies and you have yours. Neither are perfect, but this is one case where the grass is NOT greener



























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Imagine what Ann will look like in 40 years........

(We can't avoid the ravages of time if we are "lucky" enough to last that long)
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I've had enough of this "our girls are prettier than yours" crap. Let's go. Post a single picture that beats these:



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She looks plastic. Who is that?
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That's Hanoi Jane Fonda Porsche-O-Phile.

Here is a MUCH better pic of Jane fonda:


Hanoi Jane poses on an active North Vietnamese Anti-aircraft gun with it's communist gun crew.

Yep, you SURE MUST BE PROUD that Jane is one of yours "Superman"....

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They're both leftists, they work for Fox. Remember, fascism is a leftist ideology.
Communism= Far left
Facism= Far right

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Barbarella, Psychedella,

Never has a fella ever tamed you.....

Barbarella, Bar Bar barella.....

(Sorry, couldn't resist....)
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Jane still looks hotter than Coulter, even with the helmet.

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