Man to God "Why did you make women so soft and pretty?"
God "So you would love them"
Man "Then why did you make them so stupid?"
Gog "So they would love you"

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I knew a gal, she had just bought a new car, this was in the mid 80s.

I noticed it didn't have a tape player! Just an AM/FM. Odd for the time, when AM/FM/Cassette was pretty standard stuff.

I asked "Why didn't you get the cassette? It's like $50 extra."

"Well, I really only listen to the radio when I'm driving out to Las Vegas, and you can't get good reception out there anyways."

Doh!

My wife I were driving her brother and his wife through a senic route we knew well, but they had never seen. As we climbed the highest hill on the route, I remarked there was a great view from the top. My wife's S-I-L asked, "How do you know when you get to the top?"

Another time, at a big family dinner, my Father in law asked if someone could pass the roast beef, as he wanted a bit more. The S-I-L mentioned above, picked up the platter and extended it toward him. He picked up the carving knife and fork and carefully selected just the portion he wanted. As her arm was getting tired and starting to shake, my wife's sister-in-law asked him, "Are you going to fool around or are you going to take a piece?"
Her husband and I lasted a whole five seconds before we broke down in uncontrolable laughter.

Les

From Jr High......we were still learning..

this girl asked and I Quote..." Whats a Wang?"

" Here, Let me show you "... Never did whip it out..but she got the point.
25 years later, she hates when i bring it up.

Intentional pun? LOL!