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Before and After Marriage
Before marriage: A womans unmentionables are an erotic turn on.
After marriage: It more laundry.


Before marriage: "Porsche, That sounds expensive."

After marriage: "Why do you have to spend so much money on that car. You should just sell it. Its a money pit."

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Nothing lowers a womans sex drive faster than wedding cake.
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You guys need Russian or European wives/girlfriends. The forget that sex is a weapon and still enjoy it, usually at least twice a day.
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You guys need Russian or European wives/girlfriends. The forget that sex is a weapon and still enjoy it, usually at least twice a day.
My wife will not let me have one.
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My wife will not let me have one.
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You guys need Russian or European wives/girlfriends. The forget that sex is a weapon and still enjoy it, usually at least twice a day.
+1, Caribbeans as well!
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Nothing lowers a womans sex drive faster than wedding cake.
Wait until after you get married to have sex. That keeps expectations lower and makes marriage seem to have some benefits other than a second salary.

Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?
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It's not that bad, but I wish my wife would let me get one of those Russian girlfriends. Can you just hire them as a maid and concubine so you and the wife are happy?
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Can you just hire them as a maid and concubine so you and the wife are happy?
Excellent idea. There would be double happiness for both of us. She wouldn't be bothered by me for what I want and then she also could continue to sit on her a-- and not clean or work. I could get what I want plus get a clean house. I think I'll present the plan tonight. I don't sound bitter do I?
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Guys, its a 2 way street. if you want a euro girlfriend just let the wife know you will give her some privacy when she comes home with 3 or 4 professional ball players.

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