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Before and After Marriage
Before marriage: A womans unmentionables are an erotic turn on.
After marriage: It more laundry. Before marriage: "Porsche, That sounds expensive." After marriage: "Why do you have to spend so much money on that car. You should just sell it. Its a money pit."
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Have you ever felt suffocated while watching the Oxygen Channel? People with excuses fail. As soon as I OK my actions with an excuse, I cease bettering myself. 88 Carrera |
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Nothing lowers a womans sex drive faster than wedding cake.
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..........but I turned myself around.. 75 914 1.8 2010 Cayenne base |
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ha! i'm still ahead of the game
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You guys need Russian or European wives/girlfriends. The forget that sex is a weapon and still enjoy it, usually at least twice a day.
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2021 Subaru Legacy, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB |
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74 Targa 3.0, 89 Carrera, 04 Cayenne Turbo http://www.pelicanparts.com/gallery/fintstone/ "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" Some are born free. Some have freedom thrust upon them. Others simply surrender |
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"As soon as they say, 'I Do', they don't"
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Sooooooooooooo true!
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Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free?
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74 Targa 3.0, 89 Carrera, 04 Cayenne Turbo http://www.pelicanparts.com/gallery/fintstone/ "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" Some are born free. Some have freedom thrust upon them. Others simply surrender |
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Why did the bride smile as she walked down the aisle?
Because she knew she'd given her last ..! It's not that bad, but I wish my wife would let me get one of those Russian girlfriends. Can you just hire them as a maid and concubine so you and the wife are happy?
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Guys, its a 2 way street. if you want a euro girlfriend just let the wife know you will give her some privacy when she comes home with 3 or 4 professional ball players.
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BimForce the Third, Esquire
1974 Porsche 911 3.0
Yellow 911
1987 Porsche 944 2.5
1979 Porsche 930 3.4
