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			A friend of mine did this. He figured that the bottle rocket would shoot out of his rear. It didn't. He ended up running around a yard screaming while the rocket screamed with him. Finally it blew. The kid didn't have any serious injuries, just minor burns (and he couldn't sit for a couple days).
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Sticking something in your a$$, espescially while your friends are watching, is just wrong..
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Proof that america is "dumbing down"!  What an idiot.
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Darwin's waiting room.  We used to set up rows of them in the sand at the beach, then light the whole batch, kind of like a big salvo.  Some would explode underwater, which was neat.  I had acquaintances who I considered foolish who lit them in their own hands.  It never occurred to me to insert a small explosive device into an orifice before lighting it.  Wow...
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			1. His prob was that he got frightened and tensed up.  He should of just relaxed and let go...... 
		
	
		
	
			
			
		
		
		
		
		
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			omg I was laughing so hard that I pee'd myself when it exploded!!!
		 
		
	
		
	
			
			
				
					
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