Origin of the "3 Date Rule?"

[cantdrv55]

I sure hope you wrap up Mr Happy, young man.

[TSNAPCRACKLEPOP]

widebody, you omitted the calculation of the cube of the boob!

[}{arlequin]

Originally posted by gprsh924
First off, I have no interest in marriage, seeing as how I am 18. Secondly, and I know SlowToday would agree, it really is pretty easy in college. There are just so many girls everywhere (and everyone is usually intoxicated)

924 helpin' you score 'chicks' does it?

[gprsh924]

nope I dont even have a car at school right now

If anything, I will be bringing my Xterra down in a few weeks, the 5 hour drive from chicago to Miami of Ohio would be very rough in the 924 and I'm not sure if it would be up to it or not

[slakjaw]

My girlfriend dumped me and now I am on the longest drought of my life. Almost a year now. I have jacked off in the shower so many times, I get a hard on when it rains.

[wreckersteve]

Originally posted by slakjaw
My girlfriend dumped me and now I am on the longest drought of my life. Almost a year now. I have jacked off in the shower so many times, I get a hard on when it rains.

Yeah way too much info!!!!

[cantdrv55]

Dude, weren't you and CC an item just recently?

[austin552]

Originally posted by slakjaw
My girlfriend dumped me and now I am on the longest drought of my life. Almost a year now. I have jacked off in the shower so many times, I get a hard on when it rains.

Back to school with you...

[slakjaw]

Originally posted by austin552
Back to school with you...

What?

[austin552]

Originally posted by slakjaw
What?

it really is pretty easy in college. There are just so many girls everywhere (and everyone is usually intoxicated)

[Dottore]

Originally posted by SlowToady
That or you're just bitter. I'll tell you EXACTLY how to get a lot of ass: Have a lot of game, and talk to a LOT of girls. You're lacking on one of, or both of, the two.

How do you figure we're full of **** just because we say "**** it" after 3 dates?

Gee...I don't know ST.

Could it be that signature line of yours....and those links?

[Sonic dB]

I thought the reason was that so you both start to have similair body chemistry, like eating same foods, snacking same foods, light kissing, so when you do have sex you both have a familair sense of smells from each other. I have been wrong before this one won't matter... flame suit on!!

That actually makes sense, in an odd sort of way.
Best argument for, so far.

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by slakjaw
My girlfriend dumped me and now I am on the longest drought of my life. Almost a year now. I have jacked off in the shower so many times, I get a hard on when it rains.

And you are commenting on the other thread about people over 50 having sex and its grossing you out?

You know, this is not the best way to clean the mildew out of the grout in the tile in the shower. They have chemical cleaners at WalMart these days...

Edited - personal attack removed. -Z-man.

[cool_chick]

Joe, you're out of control.

[M.D. Holloway]

oh this is getting good now, if I wasn't trying to shed some tonnage I would go pop me a pound of kettle corn, pour a large Pepsi, sit back and watch this one unfold!

[cool_chick]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
oh this is getting good now, if I wasn't trying to shed some tonnage I would go pop me a pound of kettle corn, pour a large Pepsi, sit back and watch this one unfold!

LOL, Luber, give me a break...... Won't be anything to "see" except maybe some more from Joe.....

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
oh this is getting good now, if I wasn't trying to shed some tonnage I would go pop me a pound of kettle corn, pour a large Pepsi, sit back and watch this one unfold!

Lube,

Agree as long as its not anymore of Slak talking about wanking off. On the other hand, self abuse might be a good option when compared to you know who.

Joe

PS is it possible to wank off until you just need glasses? You know, stopping before you go totally blind?

[M.D. Holloway]

reminds me of the lasttime I was in court with the ex, the judge told us to take our lawyers and agree on the terms. After about 10 minutes of the ol back-n-forth with the ex her lawyer says "this is just proving to be mental masterbation" to wit I replied, "trust me dude, I was married to her, masterbation is far better..." That went over like eating 2 lbs of cheese before a 4 hour drive!

[cool_chick]

you're out of control, Joe.

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
reminds me of the lasttime I was in court with the ex, the judge told us to take our lawyers and agree on the terms. After about 10 minutes of the ol back-n-forth with the ex her lawyer says "this is just proving to be mental masterbation" to wit I replied, "trust me dude, I was married to her, masterbation is far better..." That went over like eating 2 lbs of cheese before a 4 hour drive!

Some people just cannot take the truth. Eating the cheese would have been better!

Mental masturbation abounds these days. So many people screwing with your mind... although I have to say that having the crazy chick on ignore and not seeing her posts sure has made life more peaceful.