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I have to agree, Joe.
People who claim sex is the best thing in the world have never had a real urgent, full stool, crap.
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Eat a can of beets...
Whoa! KT
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Anyone here as regular as me? Everyday get up around 7:00, someday maybe a little earlier. Make some coffee. Actually sometime the process of making coffee gets me going. Do my business in no more then 2-3 minutes. Back out to read the paper. I never have missed a day in 10 years, maybe longer. What is constipation???
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A Man of Wealth and Taste
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In honor of this Thread I just let one....
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bologna sandwich w/ lots of mustard and grape kool-aid...
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Try eating Sichuan-style food a few nights a week.
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Personally I like the blueberry comment. Next day everything that comes out is blue.
Course its not as good as the Tex-Mex food that burns going in almost as much as it does going out.
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A friend of mine is in the food science/additives business. We get together for an Indian feed every now and again, and he is being eased onto hot, with capital H. He was saying he had read some actual scienctific research about this hot exit phenemona, which claimed to, ahem, poo poo the idea. But I will tell him you said otherwise, Joe. I will tell him that he and his "scientific research" are full of it. I will tell him this because finally, here on the PPOT, there exists a thread in which we can be confident, nay, we may have absolute certaintude, of your subject matter expertise. It is indeed a red letter day.
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Mr Hanky says to keep a close eye on those stools!
 
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03-06-2007, 05:10 AM
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Poop on PPOT? I thought this was going to be another political thread.
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This has more substance.
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03-06-2007, 05:30 AM
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For those who need more research:
http://www.leftfield.org/~scott/misc/toilet.htm The people making our wonderful cars consider this to be the utmost in comfort... 
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03-06-2007, 05:36 AM
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Never got beyond the "An@l" stage? Wonder what Freud would have to say about that
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"I wouldn't be surprised if the more expensive models include a digital scale: 'Mein Gott, zwei kilogram!' exclaims Günter, joyful and relieved."
ROFLMAO! I almost shat myself reading that one!
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I would love for my own toilet to rate my poop. It would be judged on weight, and the time it took from seat contact to full loafage. Perhaps a laser spectrometer could add color to the judgement.
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This thread would even make John Crapper flush with embarrassment.
BTW, I worked for American Standard many years ago. The engineers would crack us up with stories of how they'd test out new commode designs with fake (rubber) turds. Good for a few yuks over some suds.
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Do any of U have ANY IDEA of what my ***** smells or looks like after I've been to a Buffet? First it smells like Rotting Eggs and second it looks like lumpy Lobster Bisque with kind of a irridescent shean to it. If it comes out in solid form I keep the handy dandy plunger close at hand so as to get it down without overflowing the Toliette.
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Tabs,
We knew that a man of your stature would rise to the occasion! We want to see what it looks like after one of those BBQ sessions that you keep taking photos of and posting on the OT forum? Just thought of something. I have some pickled eggs in the fridge that has been there for months now. Need to mix them with some beer and whiskey and see if they will still peel the wallpaper in the bathroom!
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The moral of the story is, if you're gonna pick up women, only crap on a moving train.
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Only Porsche
Only bike
1985 Porsche 911 3.2 (Still in the stable)
1993 BMW 740 IL (Sold)
1985 Mercedes 380 SL (Sold)
1992 Harley Davidson Fatboy (Sold)
1971 Mercedes 280 SL (Currently being restored)
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