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Nothing turns a women on more than confidence - not cockiness but confidence. The kind of confidence a man has when he knows he can get laid anytime but chooses when and where. These guys have a light attitude and don't come on too strong. This is the reason why married guys are so apealing to women. It has nothing to do with the fact they 'belong' to another women and everything to do with not being 'that' guy.

Nothing turns a women off more than lack of confidence. Women hate guys that play games or beg.

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Old 04-11-2007, 08:32 AM
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Old 04-11-2007, 09:33 AM
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Quote:
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MichiganMat,
Nothing turns a women on more than confidence - not cockiness but confidence. The kind of confidence a man has when he knows he can get laid anytime but chooses when and where. These guys have a light attitude and don't come on too strong. This is the reason why married guys are so appealing to women. It has nothing to do with the fact they belong to another women and everything to do with not being 'that' guy.

Nothing turns a women off more than lack of confidence. Women hate guys that play games or beg.
Disclaimer: I'm in a bad mood.

Sorry lubby I call bulldog...

[cynical single man mode on]

Women boink who they boink because they want to, I believe a woman knows if she is going to do you ten seconds after she meets you... the rest is just the mating game. Us silly men waste thousands of hours thinking, worrying, postulating about when, why, and where when it really come down to they simply chose yes or no and then they enjoy watching us sweat as we try to get in their pants ( they think that part of the game is"cute").

[cynical single man mode off]

Matt, fuch it... call her! You have something in common (outdoorsy stuff) and she gave you her number so she must be interested.
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And who decided that public mens restrooms should smell like bubblegum? Was there a study done? Who got to vote on it?
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Scott, my company actually makes bathroom deodorizors for industrial use. Shyt, we seem to make everything!

Oh what a joy it is when marketing wants to test out a new one! They had one that smelt like a teenage cheerleader. Called it Misty Aire. I swear to Gawd, everytime I went in to take a dump I got a boner! Reminded me of my HS girl friend. The worst one was the cinnimon. Mix that with the smell of piss or fecalmethane and you won't feel like eating for a few hours.

To point - girls do know in a fraction of a second who is on and who is off. They gots that 'that guy' radar thing.
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She wrote me back, lunch on Monday.
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Lubby... this is of utmost importance...





What do womens public restrooms smell like?

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She wrote me back, lunch on Monday.
Told you so... neener neener...

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Quote:
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She wrote me back, lunch on Monday.
Cool.
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Just walked into the living room, pepperoni in hand, wife's eyes lit up, she wanted some, she can have as much as she wants
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Tonights menu at the Michigan house includes:

Starters:

Eggplant Caponata
Vermont Cheddar spiced with chive and onion
Marinated mushrooms
A random French red

Main dish:

Redskin potatoes (w/butter + sour cream)
Snow peas
Fresh grilled Asparagus
Grilled pork chops with organic unsweetened applesauce sprinkled with crumbled goat cheese
French Cat Chardonnay

Just another Wednesday night...
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And who decided that public mens restrooms should smell like bubblegum? Was there a study done? Who got to vote on it?
Because if bubblegum smelled like men's restrooms it would never sell.
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J-lo is hot.
Not in person without her makeup. Never notice her most of the time. Short, big rear and just another girl...
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I'm still waiting to hear what a public womans restroom smells like.




Sandra Bullock is very hot!



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