Tabs Issues a Fatone On Liberals

[tabs]

Originally posted by jorian
tabs just smoked a fat one

Yes the Fatone was smoking when it was ISSUED...

[kach22i]

Falling fast are we?

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by kach22i
Falling fast are we?

You are, we are not...

BTW, taking the skydiver from "faqinfosite.com" just makes Tab's argument so, so much stronger....

[munro86]

He's got a point there ol' Tabbsy has. This is a very important issue.

[stomachmonkey]

What is this "God" you speak of? And does it taste like chicken?

[MRM]

Is that kind of like issuing a Fatwa? I'll lay my conservative credentials up against anyone's here on the board and I have just one thing to say: Show me more girl-girl!

[kach22i]

Originally posted by MRM
Is that kind of like issuing a Fatwa?

Fatwa !

http://www.answers.com/topic/fatwa

fat·wa (fät'wä')
n.

A legal opinion or ruling issued by an Islamic scholar.

[Arabic fatwā, legal opinion.]

http://islam.about.com/od/law/g/fatwa.htm

Definition: A fatwa is an Islamic religious ruling, a scholarly opinion on a matter of Islamic law.

A fatwa is issued by a recognized religious authority in Islam. But since there is no hierarchical priesthood or anything of the sort in Islam, a fatwa is not necessarily "binding" on the faithful. The people who pronounce these rulings are supposed to be knowledgable, and base their rulings in knowledge and wisdom. They need to supply the evidence from Islamic sources for their opinions, and it is not uncommon for scholars to come to different conclusions regarding the same issue.

As Muslims, we look at the opinion, the reputation of the person giving it, the evidence given to support it, and then decide whether to follow it or not. When there are conflicting opinions issued by different scholars, we compare the evidence and then choose the opinion to which our God-given conscience guides us.

Pronunciation: fa-twa

Alternate Spellings: fatwah, fetwa, fetwah

Mystery solved.

[Joeaksa]

You heathens are pissing in the ricebowl of the mighty Tabula and there will be hell to pay when he returns from the buffet!

[MRM]

I'll risk it if he ponies up some more girl-girl pics. He can keep the 10 year old boys in the Bible belt.

[Moneyguy1]

The problem u guyz hav is that tabs doesn't believe what he posts. U are being scammed.

[Jim727]

Originally posted by Moneyguy1
The problem u guyz hav is that tabs doesn't believe what he posts. U are being scammed.

Yup.

Hook, Line, and Sinker.

[911pcars]

Nice feint Tabs.

I read your first two lines and realized you were the Tabula I've always known and grudgingly admired. The high fives you received reveal quite similar points of view between the far right "good" and "bad" guys .

[tabs]

Praise God and his mercy upon us. God protects those who live under his law from charlatans and fakirs. Permissive Liberals only see what they want to see and are easily mislead by Satan, for Satans purposes.

[kach22i]

Through this thead I have learned three new words, so I have to say it was not a total waste.

feint
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feint

tabula rasa
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabula_rasa

FatOne or fatwa, fatwah, fetwa, fetwah
http://islam.about.com/od/law/g/fatwa.htm

[nota]

Originally posted by tabs
No it is from the view of men who live under Gods Law.

exactly why I fear your neo-conned religious NUTS
far more then the arabs NUTS
as there are far more christians NUTS here
and they are a CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO US

and I fail to see any real difference in the christian version of GODS LAWS and the taliban's
but doNOT want to live under eathor

but if the guy next door works on sunday
will you help me kill him as the bible demands???

the bible says I can sell a young girl into bondage
what is the current fair rate???

if a young person disrespects his parents
how many elders must stone him to death???

are all of GODs LAWs to be inforced equaly???
even those??
or just the ones YOU LIKE???

btw eat any pork resently?????

[DaveE]

Originally posted by Joeaksa
Amen +2

Do not listen to the heathens above for they are lost, Conservatives like Sharon Stone and not little boys.

Joe, This is one liberal who's had more than one dream involving Sharon. Thanks for the pic, by the way. That ain't porn, it's God's work at it's finest.

[Jeff Higgins]

Originally posted by nota
exactly why I fear your neo-conned religious NUTS
far more then the arabs NUTS
as there are far more christians NUTS here
and they are a CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO US

and I fail to see any real difference in the christian version of GODS LAWS and the taliban's
but doNOT want to live under eathor

but if the guy next door works on sunday
will you help me kill him as the bible demands???

the bible says I can sell a young girl into bondage
what is the current fair rate???

if a young person disrespects his parents
how many elders must stone him to death???

are all of GODs LAWs to be inforced equaly???
even those??
or just the ones YOU LIKE???

btw eat any pork resently?????

That post is just dripping with so much ignorance, it must have been penned by some mo-ron that spent his life toked up driving around in a gubmint truck. I guess it's like the man said, "there's no sense being stupid if you can't prove it".

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by Jeff Higgins
That post is just dripping with so much ignorance, it must have been penned by some mo-ron that spent his life toked up driving around in a gubmint truck. I guess it's like the man said, "there's no sense being stupid if you can't prove it".

Agreed!

Nota says question? Well bucko there are so many questions in that one that I would not even know where to start...

Dave,

A woman like that could corral me anytime. She looks a lot like my first wife and that brings back a lot of memories. Legs that went on forever...

[kach22i]

Originally posted by nota
exactly why I fear your neo-conned religious NUTS
far more then the arabs NUTS
as there are far more christians NUTS here
and they are a CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER TO US

and I fail to see any real difference in the christian version of GODS LAWS and the taliban's
but doNOT want to live under eathor

but if the guy next door works on sunday
will you help me kill him as the bible demands???

the bible says I can sell a young girl into bondage
what is the current fair rate???

if a young person disrespects his parents
how many elders must stone him to death???

are all of GODs LAWs to be inforced equaly???
even those??
or just the ones YOU LIKE???

btw eat any pork resently?????

Excellent post, but I'm trying to figure out what a "eathor" is.

This will be the big "word thread" which will add to my vocabulary.

http://www.podcastdirectory.com/format/Educational

[Moneyguy1]

tabs:

Please define "God's law".