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nostatic 07-02-2007 06:31 PM

all of the sudden we're speaking in tongues. Where's a televangelist when you need one?

http://blog.kir.com/archives/benny-hinn-website.jpg

Rick Lee 07-02-2007 06:33 PM

Benny Hinn! Great entertainment. Why can't I ever meet someone who believes his bs?

nostatic 07-02-2007 06:36 PM

I used to watch Benny Hinn. Theater of the highest level...

haha...I made a funny.

johnco 07-02-2007 06:39 PM

preachers like him and his kind can heal hemorrhoids to heart attacks over the television for believers across the word, so he says.. why can't any one them do anything about their own hair?

nostatic 07-02-2007 06:40 PM

are you kidding? Benny's hair *IS* a miracle

http://www.nndb.com/people/605/00002...000105-MED.jpg

rouxroux 07-02-2007 06:45 PM

Anyone Remember Robert Tilton out of Dallas? I thought these "overdubbed outakes" were pretty good.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a_Qt1zNsh-o

Porsche 07-02-2007 06:58 PM

This one?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Bible

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...tanicbible.gif

sammyg2 07-02-2007 08:49 PM

The bible tells people like him not to do what he does.

I can't remember the exact quote but it say something like, don't stand on the street and pray to get attention, but pray in private on your knees. Please forgive me for putting it in my words.

Anyway based on what I know about the bible, Jesus would not care much for televangelists. In fact Jesus despised those who profited from religion.
He said so, and turned over the money changers table and cursed those who worshiped money under the pretense of God.
That was what led to his crucification, his attack on the rabbi's money making machine.

These televangelists can't be true believers on the bible.
If they really believed in the bible they would not act as they do.

slodave 07-02-2007 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by David McLaughlin
God wrote the 1st two 10 Commandment tablets himself. The Evil One inspired many writings but I doubt ever did any actual writing himself.
Actually, it was 15, but Moses dropped five.

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rennch 07-02-2007 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Flatbutt1
Oh come on guys! Nobody else thinks this is funny? "Cross pen"? You're killin' me!:D
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. Tip your bartenders and waitresses...

nostatic 07-02-2007 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sammyg2


These televangelists can't be true believers on the bible.
If they really believed in the bible they would not act as they do.

we are in complete agreement

uh oh, the apocolypse must be upon us ;)

Rick Lee 07-03-2007 07:28 AM

Anyone ever catch W.V. Grant's "miracle rallies" on tv? They were great entertainment. I used to live near Dallas and can't recall anyone I knew ever being involved with those humongous congregations that had televised faith healing. Where do they get these audiences?

M.D. Holloway 07-03-2007 07:38 AM

Sometimes I tune into the TV Church-pay channel - these guys know how to work an audience. Of course the folks in the seats are begging for direction but these guys can deliver a message. Great cadence, inflection, and a terrific use of imagry and emotion. I think anyone who is ever going into public speaking shpuld watch these guys.

Of course they are evil but they do evil well...

sammyg2 07-03-2007 08:02 AM

Reminds me of that movie "Leap of Faith" starring Steve Martin.
Now that was good stuff.


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