Devil's Analog to the Bible
 

God has The Bible.

Has the Devil ever dabbled in literature?

Service manual for a Renault 5.

I heard if you play the White Album backwards...

Same book. Fine fiction. Neither of them wrote it. One just gets the better press than the other.

I've hear that the devil's best trick was to convice people he doesn't exist. Makes sense to me.

Dottore, consider yourself ignored and reported at the same time. you post is intentionally offensive and only meant for flaming and trolling. both are against the rules here.

I think the Devil has better tricks than that, and this trick clearly isn't working (note this thread, and I'm sure he is too), so I wonder why he doesn't at least have a pamphlet or something.

Funny, but I think that Muslims reading this board might find quite a number of threads "intentionally offensive and only meant for flaming and trolling." Some teachers too. It's all about perspective and POV.

Sorry, I don't see personal attacks here. Have fun but keep it clean...

And you have to play the White Albume *sideways* to get the real message...

Reported? For what? You think god wrote the bible? Get a grip man!

The devil has SEX, VIOLENCE and ROCK & ROLL, don't need no books.;)

I keep cutting my fingers

well, never said it was easy or painless...

So the devil is french? Or just likes French cars?

From the OT rules:
1. No flaming: debates are ok, but responding to threads just to incite or start an argument or conflict is not permitted. (written by Z-man)

I rolled the dice and got nostatic. Stepped on your toes one too many times so now it's personal? SmileWavy

wow, delusions of self-importance. just remember the glass houses thing, after all, you've tossed a pebble or two over the years.

You're all sexist assuming the devil is a man... we all know she has to be woman.

oh yeah, the blue dress thing, again, eh?

Front wheel drive, longitudinal layout and mid-engined.

A front wheel drive car with trailing throttle oversteer? Surely the work of the devil.

Wow, i see Sammy is still personal attack removed - ns....

Being French, I resent that comment!!! I am reporting you to the moderator!!!


Oh merde, you're the moderator...

;)

my toes? Nope...I've got quick feet...not personal at all. In life, I always consider the source.

Most people here behave pretty adult, with the occasional romp in nastiness and prodding. My theory is to give people plenty of room to do their thing. This isn't my bully pulpit. I let stuff slide on both sides of the table. If you don't believe that, then I'd offer that you probably can't see the whole table. Believe me, some of the stuff that you have typed here offends me deeply...but I don't edit or lock it. I just let it slide off. You know that some of us are just heathen morons, so why would you care what we said about the devil? Consider the source...

Nostatic, I feel a lot better knowing you've been deeply offended by some stuff here. I try and I try;).