Hey,

I slept last night with my 45. Anyway- I'm back, ready for some cheap shots. Reading the trail of disaster after my last post I can see that some of you......Some of you ...are fricken so called bigots too. I presume from what I read. Problem is they were the ones calling me HITLER...first. are we done with this stinkin thread yet?. Of course not...I think all bycyclists are GAY!

Must be a lack of experience!

Bigot Bob

You left out "Quaker drivers"

Jim, you racist ba$tard!

:p

D'oh!

Just got caught up on this thread and didn't realize we had moved on to bashing bicyclist...

I live in Cali and regularly see cycles driving on the sidewalks... and going THE WRONG DIRECTION ON THE BIKE PATH (that really pisses me off when I'm riding my bike.)

Didn't take time to note the nationality of the offending bikers... sorry.

Look again...Did you see the inexperienced look on there face.. You know going the wrong way on a one way street is something you learn through experience.

I really think we need to stop these errant bicyclists and question them on race, nationality, religion, political leaning, left-right-handedness, height, hair color, daily garlic consumption, and specifics of menstrual cycle as applicable.

Obviously, the problem is far worse when the biker is Asian.:p

menstrual cycle? . ..yeah, ya definitely want to look out for menstrual cyclists in spandex.

Matt,

I didnt want to go there...I was giggling while thinking the same thing..I'll let you write it because I'm in the dog house for a while..Did you happen to see my other racist thread I started this morning? Damn Germans!

Bob

Matt,

I didnt want to go there...I was giggling while thinking the same thing..I'll let you write it because I'm in the dog house for a while..Did you happen to see my other racist thread I started this morning? Damn Germans!

Bob

Matt,

I didnt want to go there...I was giggling while thinking the same thing..I'll let you write it because I'm in the dog house for a while..Did you happen to see my other racist thread I started this morning? Damn Germans!

Bob

So, when you are out riding, you don't subscribe to the "you must assert your right to the road" theme?

Big slow trucks don't bother me (except in the freeway fast lane). On rural roads, the cyclists choose to stay in the way. . . asserting their right to the road. And they are not doing anythng useful (like delivery lumber, hauling away trash...). They are just out to play . ..and show the world their spandex insect look. . . and that they are just like Lance Armstrong -wooha.

yeah, and what about those Porsche drivers going out there on their fun runs, asserting their right to the road at twice the legal speed limit - it's not like they're doing anything useful (like saving a life).

Steve,

Ive been on those fun runs but yet to see any of us just run straight into a curb and destroy there car for no apparent reason. Maybe its my stability control? Yep thats it. You would think that twice the speed limit as opposed to half the speed limit might create a predisposition for a tee bone or just rear ending people on the freeway. I took this video on the Pelican Turkey Run last year on the 5 freeway in Burbank while a Hyundai Tuner club was challenging an Arab drifting gang passed on the opposite side....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc7D_6bbeZw

so much jealousy and animosity in this thread. who knew? but I guess if you can vent here, you won't be tempted to run anyone over. that's a good thing.

If you are not going with the flow but rather "asserting your right" to disrupt the flow, guess what ...

Choosing 'the road less traveled' is good advice for anyone using roads purely for entertainment. 911 drivers whom are "asserting their right to the road at twice the legal speed limit" often are just as big of jerks as those "asserting their right to the road at HALF the legal speed limit".

LOLs, I guess you haven't been to enough of them, like this guy who though he was Walter Rohl in the 2004 NYD run.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1184953717.jpg

The difference is that a cyclist is entitled to use the rightmost lane of the street/road (which doesn't mean the shoulder or the parked cars lane) while the while the Porsche driver has no legal right to assert themselves at twice the speed limit.

Man, that is one ugly 911!!!! Kind of reminds me of a PCA member who spun his brothers 911 into a ditch and landed on its roof a few years back:eek: He was on his way to the track for a DE and yes, he is Asian:rolleyes:

They should have just given that yellow thing a good push, and put it out of it's misery.

Anyone listen to Jim Rome today? He was ranting because he was stuck behind a biker in the middle of the lane at 5:45 am today, and when he finally passed the biker yelled "F- you" at him.

+1
Edit: I can't stop looking at that thing... I just can't believe how fugly it is.