Any tips on passing a whizz quizz for pot?
 

With all the pot talk here thought I'd ask.

Yea, a very simple one. DO NOT SMOKE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

That's pretty obvious.

You can do a Google search on the subject. I had to take a drug test and I did the search and learned a lot. I had taken some cold medicine with codeine and knew I'd fail. However, I drank about 3 gallons of water in 24 hours and flushed my system out pretty well. I passed (I passed a lot of water, too :D). Apparently, pot doesn't flush out like that and it takes a week or more. That is unless they do a hair analysis. Hair shows drug use as far back is the hair is long. So, shave your head. ;)

Put a midget in your trousers the day of the test.
Have him pee for you.

Your head ain't the only place to get a hair sample from.

You have to pass a test to buy it now?
;)

As long as we are going this deep on drug scans, and considering that I used to be the person who ran the program overseas for McDonnell Douglas...

Hair shows whatever you consumed for a long time. Forget exactly how long but if the hair is long enough it will bust you easily. Edgar Allen Poe was a known user of opiates and a piece of his hair was tested and came up positive. Oh yea, he died over 150 years ago and the hair test still worked.

Another gotcha is your fingernails. One new thing in the drug screen library is that HR will ask for a clipping of one of your fingernails. Its then tested in the same manner that hair is and is just as accurate. Unless you want to pull your finger and toe-nails out, these will bite you in the rear if you are doing drugs and are tested.

Pot will stay in a persons fat cells for up to 3 MONTHS, not weeks. The more rotund a person is the worse it is, and the more frequent a pot smoker they are the longer it takes to get out of their system.

Now the good news. There is a reason why people who get tested often do speed (meth) and blow (coke) as its usually out of your system (the pee test) in a few days. It IS NOT out of your hair and fingernails but most low level testing facilities do not use these tests.

I would never take a job that requires drug screening, and have walked out of a few interviews when it was mentioned.

The last drug test i took was in Sept 2001, trying to re-enlist. I passed.

Or, the method used by so many professional athletes, the Whizzinator:

www.thewhizzinator.com

search google for a whizzinator, it attaches like a belt and looks like a penis so even if someone is looking at you, it looks like ur still peeing

well, of course not. But, if someone wants to scan one of my pubics, come on down.

Hey, thinkf, does the whizzinator keep the pee at 98.6? First thing they test.

Cashflyer, You would have to make sure he was a clean midget first.

Reading the link helps. They have "heater packs" that maintain the temps. A good tech can tell the difference with a digital thermometer, but many care less these days...

I'm surprised the ACLU or some one has not slammed this one to the mat in court yet. Talk about an invasion of privacy. Our gubmint hasn't found a way to test the citizenry legally for themselves, so they turn a blind constitutional eye towards testing as a prerequiset to employment. What a sham.

What Joeaksa said +1000

It also depends how lax the lab is. I work in Compton, the clinic I went to get tested at was down the street, I had a co worker piss in a cup, then i filled 4 or 5 syringes with his piss and taped it to my crotch. They werent watching me while I pissed and immediately they told me that the piss was cold, but then I denied cheating and they still sent it to the lab and I passed.

How about random drug samples before you get your welfare check?
Jim

Agree totally but considering the number of people trying to evade taking piss tests do not believe that it would go well on this thread.

Ok it has been a very, very, very, long time but to pass a piss test they sell something that will block the THC from going into your urine for around 48 hours... most head shops and some health food stores (not sure why :rolleyes: ) sell it. I have also heard that drinking gelatin has the same results... and BTY you will feel pluged up for those 48 hours.

Of course I got all this info from a friend of a friend ;)

Also obvious... if you can't stop smoking weed for three months you have a problem IMHO.