Well now THAT device should break the mood eh?

Depends. Some mornings I could use it as a chisel for ice sculptures.

Ok ok...NOW I get it.

The cratch slapping occurs while spanking the buttocks....so more or less, while slapping the buttocks, the fingers move "south" as it were and also slap the nifty parts. Hmmmm...that makes more sense.

It must be the reverberations that cause a bit of extra sensation, sort of like humming a deep note while playing the pink flute.........

Both brain cells can now rest....

D.

Unfortunately I can't. I don't think they call it the "twin plow" cause it's a garden tool.

if she's into it and good with it she'll wind the newbie guy up till he wants to do it


i stupid guy is a guy who thinks she's stupid

Hello all,

You're comments are so very funny but harder for me to understand some times; I have decide to not see this girl any more because of many strange things she is requesting. Slapping is not anything but a request for more from her. I'm not sure if it is for me.

--s

Swang, what's up dude? We can help but we need details.

Tell me all about her strange requests. Whenever possible, use pictures to better illustrate said requests*.




*Please note that anything involving ball stomping, ball kicking, sack spanking, sack electrocuting, or anything involving bringing pain to man parts should be unceremoniously omitted, because it makes Rammstein uncomfortable and makes his peepee do a turtle impression.

Now that you're not seeing her anymore, mandatory pic of the infamous cratch is a must.

This cratch is slapless without pics.

Contact info.
I need contact info.

It is US custom to share cratch slappin details post relationship.

Does her new request involve a trip to the produce market? Or this?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1189635200.jpg

Swang, where are you dude?

Swang,

Send us her contact info and we can help her... we have the KY and fur lined handcuffs ready right now!

Is this her?


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1189710549.jpg

I have been on business travelling for a longtime. So haven't been checking on the pelican site. My apologies!

It turns out I am still seeing her and am quite enjoying manythings that wang has never encountered before! Crazy girl but much fun.

I hope you understand I am not going to say to much.

thanks

Make sure to use a Kroger condom when you're slappin' it.

Sounds like it will be Mr and Mrs Swang soon.

I forgot all about this thread! Imo, funniest thread ever. Thanks for the laughs, guys. ;)