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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Contemplating a career change.
FLUFFER sounds rewarding. What is the job description ? Any experience on board ?
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Hmm. THe divorce must've really messed you up . . .
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Fluffer? I thought you were into chicks.
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If you want to sharpen up your technique I'm willing to help
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Marcus, perhaps in Sweden they have a different definition for fluffer? I sure hope so!
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Freakin squirrelly swedes.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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OK. That was sort of embarrasing. I was led to believe it involved fluffing up pillows in the bedrooms of celebrated top models - sometimes with extra perks. I could have retired doing that..
Thanks for setting me straight.
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I'm sitting here in my office laughing so hard tears were coming out my eyes. People kept popping their heads in here to see what was so funny.
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
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The day is not lost! I learned something....
~~~~~~~~~~ A fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes requiring erections. Many adult film stars today maintain that fluffers are a thing of the past, needed in the '70s and '80s when the crew, shooting on celluloid, needed much more time to prepare a shot. Erectile dysfunction drugs such as Viagra have also taken part in replacing fluffers. Brittany Andrews states on her website that fluffers are now utilized only in "gang bang" scenarios. David Gordon of Camp Appleton uses 'fluffers' in every movie he directs - he reportedly once had 14 fluffers in the Green Room of his 1987 movie titled 'Where's My Fluffer?'. A "fluffer" in photo and film, also had the duty of keeping the adult film stars "cleaned up", in between takes or during photo shoot set-ups, so the actors/posers, do not have to move from their positions. The duties are considered part of the makeup department. After getting the desired angle, the director has the actors hold position, and calls for the fluffer to "fluff" the actors for the shot.
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We'll just have to blame this one on "Livi's language skills"...not that there's anything wrong with that
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Open mouth, insert. . . well. . . whatever bodily appendage suits you I guess.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Well... ya learn something new every day...
whether you want to or not.
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Quote:
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I don't know what's worse, that I actually knew what a "fluffer" is or that livi wanted to change careers to be one...
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Wonder if there is a "fluffer" for titties or snatch? That might be something to think about as long as it was before and not after...
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