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How stupid were you in high school?
I actually believed pregnancy can be prevented if the girl urinates after sex. Man, was I stupid and lucky! Funny thing is, the girls believed me! I guess they were more stupid than I was.
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10-25-2007, 09:01 PM
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Are you a blond? Have a nice day!
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Stupid. It's DURING, not after.
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What do you mean ? Not true ?
I knew there was something fishy about that theory!!! Well, there I go - four kids later..
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Stupid? No.
Stoned? Yes. As a side note, I was captain of the track team.....strange days.....
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I was stupid enough to be a ......... gentlemen!
That is correct..... a gentlemen! Heck, if I was not a gentlemen, deflowering could had been in 3 digits.  p.s., Being a gentlemen, though, prevented me from being beaten by mobs at least 4 times. heh heh heh |
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10-25-2007, 09:27 PM
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Acid and motocross... nuff said
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I should have died about 100x over. And those are the times that I can remember. Good times......
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I was the smartest, most popular kid in high school, good grades, made it with the ladies , and drove a decent Ford 2-door with lots of leg room.
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I really should not participate in this thread.
I wouldn't want my fellow Pelicans to thing less of me.
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For those of you who do not know what I look like, my picture is in the dictionary under "naive." I was a gentleman. Still am. It didn't get me much nookie then, but respect and manners seem to be more in demand now. Still, I sure kick myself when I think of the poontang I missed back then. I never knew.........
I too was captain of the track team. And the list of substances I 'experimented" with then is extensive.
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10-26-2007, 06:03 AM
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*Thumbing thru a law book*
States.... Stature..... Ahhh yes, here it is "Statute of Limitations" (I'll get back to you.)
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10-26-2007, 06:05 AM
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I was a nerd. I started learning programming before high school, got my first programming job at age 15. I did all my papers on a word processor, printed them on a daisy wheel printer. I'd sell variations of my papers the the lazy rich kids. I'd even add deliberate spelling mistakes to make them seem more authentic.
My first trip to 3rd base was the 2nd month of my freshman year in high school at a religious retreat/camp. I finally made it around the bases my junior year at a Junior Achievement conference. The only thing naive about me was judging the girl's intentions; I had weapon and motive, just looking for opportunity.
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Somehow I never got hurt, and never got arrested, but I had more run ins with the cops while doing stupid stuff than I can remember. Now that I am in college, it has been fun to slowly tell the stories of my stupidity to my parents. Maybe someday they will hear all stories.
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Having sex in my Korean girlfriend's house many many times while her parents were there. Sneaking into her house at night and leaving at 5am also numerous times. I don't know what would have happened if we had gotten caught! I probably wouldn't be typing this right now.
Hitting 2nd gear instead of 4th while at redline in 3rd in my mom's '87 911! I bent several valves.
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