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I haven't slapped any cratch for awhile and it's driving me INSANE

Title basically says it all. I've not been near cratch in...about a month. No, scratch that, maybe 2 months. Definitely closer to two months.

It's driving me out of my mind, and I think I might be going crazy.

Am I the only schmuck in a dry spell here? I must be doing something (everything?) wrong here, because there's a good number more girls than guys on this campus. YES, YOU READ THAT CORRECTLY. I'm on a college campus, and can't get lai, err, slap some cratch.

Yes, it really is the end of the world
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:52 PM
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You Should Be Disappointed In Yourself. On A College Campus And No Cratch Slappin'? Wtf Is Wrong With You, Boy?


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get a new girlfriend...use your hand...
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I *am* disappointed, that's the thing! Why, I think myself nigh on the verge of depression, I'm so disappointed. Women throw themselves at my friends, literally, and said friends turn away women in droves. Women throw things at me, as well, but usually they're blunt objects.

Contrary to what my padre thinks, I'm to party and slap cratch, not get an education. Education is a bonus:-P*

I really don't know what's wrong with me....I'm reasonably good looking, fairly intelligent, and my personality isn't nearly as bad as I project it to be here:-D I couldn't even pick up a chick in the BAR Monday night.

Bah.

*I'm only joking here, I'm extremely serious about my studies.
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I can't, the Carpel Tunnel hurts too badly....

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First of all don't be needy, get out there and find one that needs help...(dropped her books etc...) and start up a conversation... Usually it helps to have something "going on" that helps the conversation out....
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And we care about this......why?
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Do not try at all. Make sure you are around them, but don't try. Stay busy being a jackass with your friends. Don't even think about 'game'. Unless you are like jacked, rich, and possibly gay, throwing game is useless and will make you feel lame.

Just don't try. Girls also like frozen drinks.
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Too bad. What a depressing position.

I canīt believe I am posting this and I know it does not help, but personally..

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Don't U have girls in your classes???? Ask one of them for some help...nothing works like being needing some help...

One thing to remember girls wana get laid to... and for the most part their love lives are = to yours when you get right down to it. Women are nothing special...no different than you really. They have moms dads brthers sisters, they grew up just like you. Listen to what they say and they will love you that ou care so much.

Why do you think they are throwing themselves at the creatins they are throwing themselves at.
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And we care about this......why?
we wana get him into trouble....
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lets see, I had a bit of trim just before lunch Now how can you not get any on a college campus?? I hardly ever slept back then and never alone. Try feeding the Jagermiester, that always works when nothing else will

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It sounds like you may need a (self) confidence recharge. Nothing helps bring that back like a night of hoggin'. So, man up and take one for the team. Just don't tell your friends.

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Hoggin'! HAHAHAHA!!!!
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chicks dig pathetic guys. you're well on the way son...just keep on keepin' on

what's the street turn for the other thing you slap down there? I was carrying a 6-pack the other night while slappin'...
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Two months? Oh poor baby... my heart bleeds purple cool aid for you!

Listen to Nostatic... chicks dig pathetic needy depressed guys... ask me how I know!
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Just listen to Judas Priest "Hot Rockin". Everytime they say Hot Rockin you just substitute "Cratch Slapin" you'll get the idea...
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