What makes a thread last?

[Porsche-O-Phile]

This thread sucks.

Oh, and Rammstein is a poopy-head.

[911Rob]

This helps

[t951]

I like the theory of tits, god, cratch-slapping and incindiary comments, and politics. If we could only find a picture that encompasses all of those thoughts....

[legion]

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

[304065]

Bloodhound gang. Very disturbing music.

[legion]

The whole song:

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

[gassy]

Invisible frogs.

[cashflyer]

Damn I miss trucking.

[frogger]

Originally Posted by gassy

Invisible frogs.

Easy there.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by cashflyer

Damn I miss trucking.

I don't!

[gassy]

Doh! Not you, the ones the scientists made that Lube posted about.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

This thread sucks.

Oh, and Rammstein is a poopy-head.

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF OUT NEXT PRESIDENT IN SUCH TERMS!

You big... stupid... guy... person... thing!

[legion]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF OUT NEXT PRESIDENT IN SUCH TERMS!

You big... stupid... guy... person... thing!

How does one "speak of out next president?"

(One can make a thread last by being a grammar nazi. )

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Hating the president makes the thread last longer.

P.S. the above is Bush's fault. 'cause Cheney's mind control ray made me say it.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by legion

How does one "speak of out next president?"

(One can make a thread last by being a grammar nazi. )

Hey man... your messing with my creativity...

[Moneyguy1]

What makes a thread last?

1. A subject that has no resolution.

2. People who will not accept that the subject has no resolution.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Originally Posted by Moneyguy1

What makes a thread last?

1. A subject that has no resolution.

2. People who will not accept that the subject has no resolution.

I bet you think that settles it then, huh?

Well, it doesn't.

[Palum6o]

Originally Posted by john_cramer

Bloodhound gang. Very disturbing music.

I had the pleasure of driving Evil Jared's 944 once...

[Joe Bob]

[Aerkuld]

It might go along the lines of thread length being inversley proportional to the amount of useful information contained therein.



























Or tits.