Only in 'merica!

[Normy]

Heh! The land of the 12,000 calorie caesar salad-!

"11. Chicken Fried Pork Caesar Salad


Where to Find It: Mike Ditka's, 2 Mid America Plaza, Oakbrook Terrace, Il., 630-572-2200

Although sometimes satisfying, I’m betting many would agree the chicken Caesar salad could do with a bit of a make-over. Enter the chicken fried pork Caesar, which is just like a Caesar salad but with the "eh" anchovy/mayo/egg mix bolstered by something crispy, salty and porky. If only they would fry the lettuce too. "


I think I'm going to be sick~

[livi]

Outstanding!

For suicidal people too chicken to step out in front of a train.

[tabs]

AWE....Thats not fair...I've done well with my Oink Oink Buffet Diet... down nearly 60 lbs now since April.

[p911dad]

Tabs, 60 pounds is quite an achievement! Sounds like a reward has been earned! Good job. Glenn

[The Gaijin]

And what do we expect Mike Ditka to serve? Tofu and avacado salad?

[id10t]

The Gaijin - sure, as long as you top it wtih some bacon drippins....

[Mule]

Normy sure gets his panties in a wad over some odd stuff.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

That really IS positively disgusting.

Whatever floats yer boat though. As long as I'm not the one paying for your triple-bypass after eating it. Or having to look at ya with your shirt off.

[Mule]

Personally, I wouldn't care if the served a bucket of lard.

[Palum6o]

I was involved in a device trial involving extracorporeal photopheresis were a patient would have their blood enter a machine that centrifuged out the red cells and white cells. We asked that patients fast before the procedure so the electronic sensors could detect the red and white cells. We had one patient who decided to eat a big mac prior to the procedure (and didn’t tell anyone) and the sensors couldn’t even read the cells because the blood was too “murky”. Just goes to show… What’s even worse are those who smoke, puts you at a really high risk (Framingham Score).

[Normy]

Originally Posted by Mule

Normy sure gets his panties in a wad over some odd stuff.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Just a bathing suit, my typical evening attire. I live in Florida, ok?

My bathing suit is situated just fine, by the way.

-My point is that a 12,000 calorie salad kind of sort of defeats the purpose of buying a salad to begin with. I'm not sure if any restaurant actually serves a 12,000 calorie salad: That would be the equivalent of 12 "Big Macs"- this means a salad served in a bowl the size of a 17" wheel rim! I'm not sure that is even possible, but I wouldn't put it past some of the restaurants in the US to serve something like that. 60% of Americans are either overweight or OBESE~ hello?

[Porsche-O-Phile]

I like the guys that order two big macs, a supersize french fries, two apple pies and. . .

Get ready for it. . .

A DIET COKE!!!