How many cars are you crashed in this year?(+photo!)

[stealthn]

Funny thread!~

Maxim, please leave, a better place to post would be on some gansta car forum where it's all about the bling. You are a tool, and don't deserve a drivers license. And No it's not envy, it's with utter amazement that you think street racing and wrecking cars is "cool"

Get lost!

[Dottore]

I could be wrong, but I think that's our Maxim on the very left.

[Mo_Gearhead]

We will bury you! (**sound of shoe striking table**)

No wonder we won the Cold War.

[motion]

Putin is such a thug. But I can't tell Lili that, for she will KICK MY A$$!

[legion]

You know, I knew exactly what was going to happen the first time Maxim posted. While I don't condone street racing, I understand that there are no alternatives in Russia.

It seems that every time someone new from outside the U.S. who doesn't speak English well and doesn't fit the norm around here joins, they get flamed mercilessly until they go away or are banned.

Even Alina started out pretty benign. (S)He was whipped into a fury by some pretty nasty comments. I got sick of her when she kept re-registering to start trouble.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by krichard

i smell a troll.....

With the face like that (black eyes)??? He went to a lot of trouble is all I can say.

Stupidest thread of all time....

Beats the dietrich ferrari story hands down.

[911Rob]

Whoa?!?
8 pages of that on a Wednesday afternoon; how enlightening?

The boy looks tough with those black eyes and all; probably give me a lickin if he was face to face, but it'd be a good fight. He also looks bright enough? Sounds like some weird kinda culture thing from their Country. Really stupid, but likely true?

I've got a couple buddies that work over there; one of them is big into sailing too; I'll do some checking and see what I can find out; run the plates on the cars, etc. and let you know? Got me curious?

Now......... what's the story on the Cayenne man?

[Dottore]

My money is on Maxim and the kratch-slapper being one and the same.

Something about the way those sentences are constructed.

[the]

Yo Comrade Maxy -

Don't worry about these guys, they just don't understand guys like us. Any schmuck can go out and buy an expensive car, but a real man knows how to wad them up and walk away laughing.

I ran my Bentley into a 7-11 in January, that was awesome!

I tried to do a donut in my Enzo, while doing 200 K.P.H., and lost that one. Had another one at home, so no biggie.

[Bill Douglas]

That's nothin' man. Just yesterday I was doing donuts in a 747 and wiped out a hostie, 3 gay flight attendants, and spilt my latte.

[island911]

So Bill, they took away your Airbus for doing the same thing last month!



When will you learn!?!?!?

Originally Posted by maxim1

Don't worry - i drive like this since 15 years old and all ok( on father's W140 CL500). All my friends crashed their cars in 1-2 years - it's some russian tradition.

Mercedes badged a W140 as a CL? --I've never heard of such a thing.

Too bad you not have W140 S600 --variable cam V12-- much more better for building mass in motion pre-collision. Dad too reserved ?

[Mule]

Ya'll an't *****
Best regards
Princess Di

[Aurel]

Maxim1 is really a little attention whore. Check his previous thread, this is too funny: "please say something" Hehe...

My 996 modified interior and music!

Aurel

[legion]

Hmm, he seems to have quite a few digital cameras:

[Aurel]

maxim1 has also destroyed the motor of his 959:

Help with Porsche.

Ever heard the say "giving confiture to pigs?" (confiture is french for jam)

Aurel

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Aurel

maxim1 has also destroyed the motor of his 959:

Help with Porsche.

Ever heard the say "giving confiture to pigs?" (confiture is french for jam)

Aurel

Gee, he misspelled his own name! "Maksim"

[GO DAWG GO]

Maxim,

Please post some more pictures of your lady Mortissia. We are very interested in taking a few more winks at that woman with you...She must obviously be suffering from down syndrome. She was probably a Russian Sniper/special forces and kicked your fricken face in for crashing her car. What did she call you dipsky sh-tsky....

Hey dudeface, I want to buy a painting of myself painted in Russia. That looks pretty cool when you can paint yourself as a responsible person. This gives a new meaning to impressionism"


I want some AKM's and original Dragonovs...who do I see ...

Bobsky

[Paul K]

I think he's gone...good riddance!

[Bob Goding]

He sure has 'Soul'------[version 'R']

[dewolf]

Get a group of wealthy auto enthusiasts and build your own race track. Like they say, if you build it, they will come.