How many cars are you crashed in this year?(+photo!)

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Palumbo

How do you say "idiot" in Russian?

t-r-o-l-l

[Gogar]

Originally Posted by craigster59

Maybe you and Wife spend time less on computer and to be looking for moose and squirrel..

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAHAHA DAMN!

You da man, Craig.

[sand_man]

Oddly, my best Russian accent attempt comes from the infamous (and played out) Engrish internet phenomena:

"...all your base are belong to us..."

Certainly has a nice Russian ring to it!

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by maxim1

Suck Your American Cocks

Livi, I think he requests fluffer duty

you fluff him long time, no?

[mike monde]

Does anyone believe this dope could score a nice looking girl like that?
Sister? yes?
mother?No?
paid escort?maybe?
drag queen....most likely

[Jeff Higgins]

Originally Posted by Palumbo

+1 Ever watch how Russian women eat?

Ever watch what Russian women eat? I wouldn't put anything I cared about in either end of one.

[HelmetHead]

[scottbombedout]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Russia being so insulated for so long has made it like a brand new country. Hence a lot of up and coming wankers.

Maxim you should learn that word as you are a champion wanker. In the west if you wanted to behave like a gansta a cop would take your gun off you and a large black guy would beat the **** out of you on the side of the road.

Nearly spat my coffe out
Too late for thread of the year ?
Or wanker of the year

[MT930]

One of the most entertaining exchanges I have ever seen. Do these guys show up often? Is that what they call a Crazy Ivan ?

[Neilk]

Is there such a thing as a Russian women who marries for love (and I don't mean love of MONEY)?

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by Bill Douglas

Russia being so insulated for so long has made it like a brand new country. Hence a lot of up and coming wankers.

Maxim you should learn that word as you are a champion wanker. In the west if you wanted to behave like a gansta a cop would take your gun off you and a large black guy would beat the **** out of you on the side of the road.

i think the wankers have always been there, why do you think Stalin was so keen on having his own subordinates whacked every so often?

my guess is that either he felt they were gunning for his position of chef wanker, or else because they were to much of a wanker to be of any use, another reason maybe because they wanked in the same room as he did, and frankly , as a despot you can't tolerate such wanking, it's just wrong


There was a lot of wanking going on in the USSR, don't take my word for it, but there's empirical data to back it up... somewhere

the sad story is off course the real Russians, the regular folks, who as far as i had the pleasure to meet them were very friendly and nice overall...they have to live with all these wankers... and that can't be fun

[maxim1]

Originally Posted by mike monde

Does anyone believe this dope could score a nice looking girl like that?

Good luck, don't envy and may be you will drive "nice looking cars " and have "nice looking girls".

[krichard]

Originally Posted by maxim1

I'm afraid that only my cars cost in 2x much more than your house.
Good luck.

HAhahahahahaha

[HelmetHead]

Originally Posted by maxim1

Good luck, don't envy and may be you will drive "nice looking cars " and have "nice looking girls".

Maxim1, Luck must be on my side in more ways than you've mentioned as I own nice cars, and married a beautiful woman, have a really nice house with working plumbing....AND I DON'T WRECK MY CARS LIKE SOME CHILDISH FOOL!!!

Envy was never even a thought seeing the stupidity you admit to with the first post in this thread


HelmetHead

[mike monde]

maxin1,
Envy?
Which "nice looking cars" are you talking about, the one that you allegedly crashed?
I've driven some nice cars over the years and can say that I never f&*ked any of them up as your picture shows. What is the use of having a nice car if you don't know how to drive it?
There is no honor in crashing a great car by driving irresponsible, this is the point your seem to miss.
Women, if that women in the picture is in fact your wife and I question that, hopefully you handle her better then your cars.
See, my wife is pretty hot and she fell in love with me long before I made my fortune. My guess yours is more interested in your families money then you.
When you catch her in bed with a more mature guy then yourself, you will understand the difference.

[Jim Garfield]

Now this is a cratch slapping good thread! HAHAHAHA

If this moron is real I have a feeling that the next revolution is just around the corner.

[krichard]

Originally Posted by Jim Garfield

Now this is a cratch slapping good thread! HAHAHAHA

If this moron is real I have a feeling that the next revolution is just around the corner.

Sad thing is that he probably is for real. What a waste of skin. I'm just glad he's over there and hopefully soon Darwin will remove the genes from the pool.

[stuartj]

some people should be made to drive cars fitted not with airbags, but with 6in steel spike aimed at their chest.

[masraum]

what a maroon!

[motion]

This guy is an A#1 a$$wipe, but I would ask that you guys refrain from the gross generalizations of other Ruskies. I can tell you assuredly that you have no idea what you are talking about. Unless you have spent some time in the country, you just have no idea