An Exercise In Pathetic Futility

[craigster59]

2 guys are at work and one says "Hey Joe, you look depressed". Joe says "Yeah Steve, I've been feeling down lately". Steve says "Just do what I do when I'm feeling low, I go home and bang the hell out of the Wife."

Next day Joe's back at work and Steve asks "So Joe, you look happier, did you take my advice?"
Joe says "Yeah, and I really like what you've done with the apartment!"

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by azasadny

livi,
Spend more time with your kids, that always works for me!

no kidding, Hannah will tell you just what you need to do, ask her

Originally Posted by the

What else is booze used for?

make chicks look hot?

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

You need to pop one of those young nurses.

NO! NO! NO! Never take a dump where you eat. Boinking the nurses is invariably a bad idea. Though I did sort of marry one of them...

My money is on seasonal affective disorder. I would say come here, but it is going to be overcast and(hopefully) raining the next few months so that would not help. Go south young man, break free of the frozen tundra and escape to warmer climes. Your ass in the sand and feet in the water will change your perspective

[svandamme]

sure, come on over, i'll even cancel the ongoing liver restoration booze prohibition drought i imposed on myself... just bring couple of bags of IV fluids with you for the morning after

we can get in touch with some other Pelicanheads in Belgium, maybe even get some freakydeeky Dutch PPheads to come over and have a meet in Ghent...

[jyl]

Coming to thread late, but - why not?

Can't you put on some narrow studded tires and do the Nordic rally god thing?

Originally Posted by livi

Here is a random shallow observation:

I have not been able to drive my classic 85 year model incarnation of the legendary Porsche 911 for almost two months! I am, slightly silly, sneaking out in the garage a couple of times a week, caressing the front fenders going vroom- vrooom. Checking the battery tender, rolling her a feet or two back or forth to avoid flat spots (another futile exercise).

Seriously. I am rambling here. I need to hit something, somebody. Love something, somebody.

[livi]

Tobra,

Not even some of my personal friends remember my youngest daughters name. I am touched.

Yes, that is the foremost motive for drinking alcohol.

I agree, I have made the mistake of eating where I dump and it has not been a pleasant experience.

[livi]

Originally Posted by svandamme

sure, come on over, i'll even cancel the ongoing liver restoration booze prohibition drought i imposed on myself... just bring couple of bags of IV fluids with you for the morning after

we can get in touch with some other Pelicanheads in Belgium, maybe even get some freakydeeky Dutch PPheads to come over and have a meet in Ghent...

In your experience, how many weeks of recuperation would I need after that?

[livi]

Originally Posted by jyl

Coming to thread late, but - why not?

Can't you put on some narrow studded tires and do the Nordic rally god thing?

Sure. Abruptly coming to a halt against a tree, scrapping the car, ending up even more depressed.

[Sapporo Guy]

hmmm, I'd say buy a 911 but I'm sure you got one already.

I did that as soon as the ex-wife moved out and took my daughter, too (haven't seen either for almost a year and on top of it the ex-wife's sister lives in the apartment above me and her parents house is only about 40meters away) ... I try to think good thoughts everyday ...

.... boy this thread is great and really appreciate all of you here too!

hmmm, sounds like a few posts back somebody was talking of NLP and other self-help ideas . Negative thoughts about anything go straight in while positive thoughts take a hell of a long time to do any good.

To make things better, I found a cute girl and then promptly bought some hand-cuffs. I do have to say that the ol' Mojo is really hankering these days So, whenever I get depressed I think of other novelty ideas on how to make her happier ... lolo ... she keeps saying that I go through all those steps just to please myself. haha, she reads me like a book

Serious offer:
If I clean up the bedroom that the ex used to sleep in I can offer lodging.
Then can cruise downtown Sapporo and show you why 20 somethings are so much fun
And, what Japan has to offer in their drinking / red light district

Downside is that it's the middle of winter and my baby is asleep in the snow so no tearing around the city ... life sucks until spring returns!

But, because it's winter, skirts and knee high boots with high heels are back!!! That alone can perk up the ol' mojo! Ask my father he didn't want to go home!

[livi]

Thanks Sapporo! I must say that sounds like a very tempting offer. Skirts and knee high boots with high heels.. mmm..

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by livi

In your experience, how many weeks of recuperation would I need after that?

there are Belgian Beers that will turn big manly men into little heaps of concentrated agony...

so the recup depends on the fluids, before , during and after

i believe i remember a MD friend of mine say, that they generally use Vitamine B , Intravenously, as a fixerupper after tough days... could be wrong , maybe you can confirm or deny ?

[livi]

The general myth is that there is plenty vitamin B in beer..

[TerryH]

Get busy writing that how-to book. "The Fluffer Memoirs"

[livi]

Originally Posted by TerryH

Get busy writing that how-to book. "The Fluffer Memoirs"

Fluffer´s Manual. Volume I-III.

V. I: Pillow fluffing.
V. II: Dildo fluffing.
V. III: Live fluffing.

I can see how that easily could amount to a best seller series..