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Woman tries to swallow testicle

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

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Old 01-19-2008, 02:54 PM
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holy crap! at last Bobbitt used something sharp.

hey wait...if he refused her advances how'd she get access to his nuts?
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Well he can have a new nickname, how about UNO.
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Ripping off the testicle with her bare hands? Okay. But trying to swallow the dismembered item? Nuts!
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This is nut(s)

Best part though imo. Someone actually picked up the guys nut and gave it back to him....
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She's single again fellas!

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In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

Oh man this is good stuff.
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That takes some real balls.....
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[QUOTE=kstarnes;3714313]Ripping off the testicle with her bare hands.


I am guessing you could pick her out of a crowd. Thats disturbing.
I am betting you don't just stand still while thats going on?
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That takes some real balls.....
don't you mean some real ball ?
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Sounds like the work of the UniBaller.
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jeees, was her name Brunhilda?

Bare hands!

I wonder what the torque would be on that removal?
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Would she be considered "high maintenance"?

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