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Iowa Man Celebrates 100th Birthday at Hooters

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Old 03-13-2008, 06:55 PM
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Great way to celebrate!

When he decides it is time for him to join his wife, someone should take him to a strip club. I can't think of a better way to go than with boobs in your face while getting a lap dance.
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I was born in Iowa, does this mean I have a shot at it.
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The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying....
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No disrespect intended, but he looks dead in that picture.
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This is a Pearl harbor survivor, 100 years old. Look at that grip on the womans hand. He knows what time it is. Rock on Brother!
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No disrespect intended, but he looks dead in that picture.

He's not dead...follow his eyes...
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hooters sucks. chip in and get him something from the emperor's club.
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the look on that honey's face is one of surprise and discomfort as the old man collapses across her busom.

as a side note she looks a lot like one of my ex's
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Oh my Gosh!!!!
He doesn't look a day over 99?
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No disrespect intended, but he looks dead in that picture.
Denis,

Come-on, you know what happened! All the blood in his upper head went to his lower head and he is somewhat on "standby" inbetween the ears!
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That gal looks positively ecstatic to be there. None of that "sometimes I really hate this part of the job" on her face. Nope. Nosirree.

I'd have bought that guy two beers though, one for his service/experiences and one for celebrating 100 in a good way.
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The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying....
It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl...
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He's not dead...follow his eyes...
Noticed that too, huh? Atta boy!
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He's not dead...follow his eyes...
I think that's a light reflection off his glasses.

Good thought though.
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