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things left behind by your ex ...
My bathroom sink was in need of cleaning ...
So finally got off my arse and went to it. Of course, there are those nicks and crannies that a scrub pad can't reach ... so I went on a hunt for an old toothbrush  The perfect toothbrush came up  whahahaha, it was my ex's Beautiful ending  Now, what to do with that sexy, racey lingerie (yes, garter belt too) set she left behind  hmmm, thought of ironing the set and wrapping it up in really nice paper and ... I wonder if my new girlfriend would figure it out that it was used 
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Carsten AKA Sapporo Guy  1982 SC -- US import it seems ... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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QUOTE: "Now, what to do with that sexy, racey lingerie (yes, garter belt too) set she left behind"
___________________________ Obviously, you are lonely now and have a desire to try it on. So ...go ahead. This BB is supportive of ALL sexual fantasies! (But PLEASE, God ...NO PICS!!)
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Donate it to Goodwill. Taking the chance of giving it to any new GF is really, really risky.
Had to chuckle at this thread. I have a couple of things that the ex left behind. Most were thrown away but a set of candle holders in the bath-tub area still remain. Girls and candles in the bath...
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03-15-2008, 05:53 AM
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If we were of similar sizes and had a Queen with her wip and thigh high high heel boots ...
lolo, I wish
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Carsten AKA Sapporo Guy 1982 SC -- US import it seems ... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Gotta admit....there's some fond memories tied up in all of this.
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Once I found an under wire that would literally fit over my head. It wasn't too hard to figure out who it belonged to.
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Put fresh lip stick on it, a shade far from the ex-GF's color, and mail to her.
or Burn it. Throw it out. Poop on it. Try it on. Whatever. Do not re-use either lingerie or sex toys. It's bad enough sometimes that our attachments or orifices cannot be sanitized.
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if you got a female dog
sometimes you need something when it's that time of year... either that or chasing the trail with a mop all day...
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I had an ex girlfriend who left behind some panties once. They're very comfortable.
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Women do this all the time...marks their territory.
True story: Had a bad break up with one woman. After an appropriate mourning period when I knew there was no reconciliation possible, I gathered up her things, boxed them up and had them delivered to her with a civil CYA note. Included was a bra size 36C left at my apartment. She was a 32B. AHHHH...Revenge: A dish best served cold. (But crow should be eaten warm.)
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Some of my best car polishing rags used to be a pink sundress.
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don't wash them.
post them on E-Bay next to her picture. include a title certificate and a DNA test. salesmanship is salesmanship
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Many years ago my ex was moving out of state and calls me .
" Do you remember the $1000 my parents gave us to buy a stove and fridge when we got married ??? I'd like that back ......" she tells me . I then pointed out that it was given to "us" , not her . She then tells me she'd like her $500 . I knew it was about money so I told her I didn't really need any thing that nice and I would buy a used stove and fridge . And that she should come and take them . She was welcome to them . Still get a smile from time to time when cooking on "our" stove or getting something from the fridge .
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As long as you get to keep your "nads" who cares?? Check the fireplace mantle just in case.
Make sure though, a lot of guys don't know they have them or don't know how to protect them if they do not realize they are packing.
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Now in 993 land ...
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"You should have covered your tattoos. People will be able to recognize you, like on America’s Most Wanted." HELLO!!! I’m a guy selling a dress. I’m not wanted for war crimes." LOL
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The aforementioned underwire. The numbers are too small to read but it's 61/2" wide.
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