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Doing It With Your Socks On

Boy oh boy there is nothing hotter than banging away with your socks on, midcalf dress socks are preferable.

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Old 03-24-2008, 09:03 AM
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If that's as hot as it gets for ya buddy, you need to mix things up a bit..
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Old 03-24-2008, 09:09 AM
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i do not know why, but i had an old gf who hated it when i wore mine!! lol
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Old 03-24-2008, 09:12 AM
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Socks, a baseball cap, sunglasses and a wife beater is best.
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I agree, Tabs!


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midcalf dress socks are preferable.
As long as you're properly accessorized:


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Old 03-24-2008, 09:23 AM
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What, no ankle holster?
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Old 03-24-2008, 09:25 AM
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I just want the Beyotch to scream out in the middle...."Ohhhh Elliot harder harder....."
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Last time I took off my socks for a woman, I dropped one of them and it broke.
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What, no ankle holster?

Wow...down in Texas, they are well endowed...
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who's elliot?
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I am confused. I always wear socks. Is that a problem?
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:34 AM
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gee livi I thought it'd be clogs

what is so good about socks? I don't get it?

now the spoon position is something different
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Old 03-24-2008, 10:43 AM
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For 4K an hour I'd want her to suck my toes, then wash them. He's in a bit of a spot right now!
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You wear two condoms??????

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There once was man named Sptizter
Had a wife--didn't really miss her;
He banged a 22
Bareback she blew,
Now Silda has a lawsuit that'll fit her.

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Old 03-24-2008, 10:57 AM
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OK OK if she doesn't wana scream Ohhh Elliot U da man..then how bout...."OHHHH..Henry give me some more of that shuttle diplomacy...."

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