as i get older, something unexpected has happened

[Neilk]

Originally Posted by Sonic dB

So it all comes back around again in the cycle? cool...I guess I will need some big money for that.


Ive been called "sir" and i hate it...

a couple of weeks ago, this teen age girl that im in this acting class with started talking to me after class and she says "how old are you, like 20?" and i said "uh...no a little north of that" and she goes "22..23?" and i have to admit it felt nice to hear that... she was like 16.

Quick... where is that Age of Consent web site when I need it!

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by Neilk

Quick... where is that Age of Consent web site when I need it!

http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

(And absolutely DON'T use the "old enuff to bleed, old enuff to butcher" logic)

[Neilk]

Originally Posted by Dueller

http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm

Damn that was quick... now how old are your stepdaughters again?


LOL. Just kidding!!!! Don't shoot me.

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by Neilk

Damn that was quick... now how old are your stepdaughters again?


LOL. Just kidding!!!! Don't shoot me.

FWIW, on their 16th birthday, I sat them down and discussed that they were now of age, and the State would no longer protect them from predatory old geezers. But, by God, I still would.

[Sonic dB]

(this thread just took an ugly unexpected turn)....

[kang]

Originally Posted by vash

..you have to make airplane noises to get your..........in her mouth.

As long as we’re telling tasteless jokes….

“If there’s grass on the infield, they’re old enough to play ball.”

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Sonic dB

college girls like this look too young... anything under 25 looks too young in fact...
older women look hotter.....what is happening to me in my 30s? is this a trend
that continues as a man gets older...?

You better hope it does! Consider the alternative .

[jluetjen]

When I look at women like whose pictures were posted on the first page, I can start to see my daughters in all too few years. At least in my case it changes my whole perspective. They're still attractive and all that, but something's different.

[JeremyD]

Amen - Have a teenage daughter and your perspective will change - I guarantee it!

[dhoward]

Originally Posted by JeremyD

Amen - Have a teenage daughter and your perspective will change - I guarantee it!

Only until the 22 year-old bartender asks if she can join you and your wife for cocktails and hot tubbing after closing time.

[911Rob]

I have one daughter almost 30 and 3 others that are teens still.

I practise some pretty stead fast discipline when it comes to women/girls.
I stay far away from danger with the 'ol premidge; "perception is reality" concept.

As for your posted question; the answer is yes.
I guess physcologically I can't allow myself to take an interest in a women younger than my own child? Who really cares, I sure don't feel like the guy in the mirror!

I love hearing my grandson say "Grandpa", that's what matters to me these days.

[Sonic dB]

Only until the 22 year-old bartender asks if she can join you and your wife for cocktails and hot tubbing after closing time

[dhoward]

Perfect!

[Zeke]

If the two girls pictured had the brains and experience of a 30 YO, you bet. But that will never happen, so no, I don't find them interesting other than eye candy.


Let's see, my age in half plus 7. That would be 38. Now, a good looking 38 YO with no kids would be super. Well, that ain't gonna happen either.

But, you can always dream of a hot date with someone who actually knows who the second president of the US was. Go ask, you'll see. I'll bet neither of the girls knows.

[Dueller]

Originally Posted by milt

If the two girls pictured had the brains and experience of a 30 YO, you bet. But that will never happen, so no, I don't find them interesting other than eye candy.

Now would that be both of them combined with experience of 30 years? As in 2 15 y.o.'s? Hmmmmmmm....I'm thinkin'...I"M THINKIN'

[Joeaksa]

Originally Posted by gchappel

As you get older you do have to start to worry about heart attacks during you know what.

But if they die, they die.

Gary

Was enjoying some time with a cute Russian babe last night and thought the same thing. She almost had a seizure at one point but we took care of things just fine. Something about "an itch she could not scratch??"

[Bill Douglas]

I'm nearing 50. I was at a very young new years eve party a year or two ago and a young guy (obviously jealous of my good looks and style ) said to me "Looking for your daughter?" I just replied to the young wanker "No I'm looking for your girlfriend".

[FLYGEEZER]

At 66, I'm probably one of the oldest fa#*ts on the forum. Let me state some basic truths for U "kids"

1. The only thing girls like better than boys are men.

2. They all look good 'till ya gotta support them.

3. Every one of them is some mans misery

4. It takes a lean horse to run a long race.

5. First they want your love. Then they want your money.

6. Like fruit...it's best when ripe. 26 to 38, after that it's too late.

7. "They are all whores, except me sainted mother" Irish saying.

8. Marry for love, divorce for money

9. The reason divorce cost so much .... because it's worth it!

10. But most of all...I wish all you guys were gay... there would be
more women left for me!

[Sapporo Guy]

Here's something sort of on topic from craigslist:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html

Now, where is that chick who's 36 from Tarzana ... financially independent and only looks slightly bad in one picture ...

I try to stay away from anything under 23 these days