as i get older, something unexpected has happened

[HardDrive]

I'm 38, and 18 year old girls look like kids to me. I'm quiet happily married, but when my eyes do wander, I find its towards 30ish girls.

[vash]

Originally Posted by Buckterrier

Please do

ok. an ironworker told me this joke.

how do you know the girl you are dating is too young for you?



anybody?

[livi]

Well, with age comes impaired eye sight. Go see an ophthalmologist!

[Neilk]

I can't wait to reach the age where young girls stop looking appealing to me.

My SO is patient with me knowing that I am only comparing her beauty to theirs, but it will be a great day for her when she will stop catching me looking the other way. LOL

[osidak]

i'll be 35 in less than a month - if my wife wouldn't kill me I would be happy to entertain both those women

[flashgordon13]

It's not that they are less attractive, but you have begun the agonizing proccess of lowering your standards to women that you think will still date an old man. This is a sad event in every mans life. Wait until the ones with walkers look hot and then you know you are old! Old women are great because they can't outrun you.

[Buckterrier]

Originally Posted by vash

ok. an ironworker told me this joke.

how do you know the girl you are dating is too young for you?



anybody?

patiently waiting

[vash]

..you have to make airplane noises to get your..........in her mouth.

[kach22i]

Babysitting fees
http://www.babysitters.com/howmuchtocharge.aspx

Pay rates-usually by the hour-range anywhere from $5.00 to $15.00.

Question is; do they pay you to babysit them, or do you pay them to babysit you?

[Porsche-O-Phile]

I can't tell the ages of "young people" for crap now. I was out getting lunch the other day and there was a bunch of high school kids (I only know they were high school kids because the school was right there and it was obvious the group of them had literally just walked out the front door and was walking to get lunch someplace) and I was stunned. If I hadn't known they were highschoolers, I'd have guessed the ages anywhere from 22 to 30. I'm f*cking clueless. Just as bad with younger kids. Might be 8, might be 14. Dunno. I guess it's not important to me (I'm not a bartender or a bouncer or otherwise checking age credentials) but it was still shocking to see just HOW off I was.

I guess I don't have a future as the guy who admits people to "R" rated movies, eh?

[KFC911]

You're only as old as the girl you're hugging feels...or something like that

[degreeoff1]

Simple dating formula....your age divide by 2 and add 7...thats it and will always be that way.

BTW not my formula just a good rule of thumb I ran across.

For what its worth I agree with feeling old as I am just about to enter my 36th year, they look fantastic until they open thier mouths and speak....like ya know ??

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

They start calling you "sir".

And you'll never forget the first time that happens...

[Dueller]

In my mid forties I went thru a period of dating younger women...several between 22 and 32. It was fun, but I probably looked a little silly as I have prematurely grey hair. Well it was premature until I turned 40, then it wasn't anymore

Of course I bought into the "Your gray hair doesn't make you look old...It makes you so distinguished."

Then I realized "distinguished" was a euphemism for "When I dump you, maybe I can hook you up with my mom."

I recall one that took me home to meet her parents. Over Thanksgiving dinner, I discovered I was older than her mother AND her father. Thank god her grandparents were there to save me from being the oldest person at the dinner table.

[Dan in Pasadena]

Originally Posted by HardDrive

I'm 38, and 18 year old girls look like kids to me. I'm quiet happily married, but when my eyes do wander, I find its towards 30ish girls.

Hate to be the one to mention this but "30ish" aren't "girls"...they're women....or they're supposed to be.

Personally, as I have gotten older I find there are so few true women and many, many girls with 20 years experience. All "girls" seem to care about is People and Us magazines, their acrylic nails and they say, "cute" and "darling" too much.

[legion]

Originally Posted by Dueller

I recall one that took me home to meet her parents. Over Thanksgiving dinner, I discovered I was older than her mother AND her father. Thank god her grandparents were there to save me from being the oldest person at the dinner table.

Uncomfortable.

[dhoward]

Originally Posted by Buckterrier

Wait til you turn 50, those young hotties will get you blood boiling again, don't worry.

+1

[Aerkuld]

Originally Posted by degreeoff1

Simple dating formula....your age divide by 2 and add 7...thats it and will always be that way.

BTW not my formula just a good rule of thumb I ran across.

IIRC isn't that the formula for determining the age of a mistress rather than dating?

[Sonic dB]

Wait til you turn 50, those young hotties will get you blood boiling again, don't worry.

So it all comes back around again in the cycle? cool...I guess I will need some big money for that.


Ive been called "sir" and i hate it...

a couple of weeks ago, this teen age girl that im in this acting class with started talking to me after class and she says "how old are you, like 20?" and i said "uh...no a little north of that" and she goes "22..23?" and i have to admit it felt nice to hear that... she was like 16.

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by degreeoff1

Simple dating formula....your age divide by 2 and add 7...thats it and will always be that way.

crap


and i was thinking i'de be getting jiggy with my sisters gf's when she turns 18
according to that formula, i'de have to wait till i'm 59