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Location: New York, NY USA
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Fortune cookie
A big day around here. Big re-structuring coming and re-branding for my group. Things are actually looking good for us.
After the big meeting - the boss takes us out for a big Chinese lunch. After the meal, I confidently break open my fortune cookie and read aloud: "Change is the only constant.." I got knowing nods and and a few murmurs of aint that the truth... I mean - does anyone really expect me to read what I really got?? 
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08-12-2008, 12:10 PM
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Dog-faced pony soldier
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08-12-2008, 12:16 PM
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"Help, I'm being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!"
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“IN MY EXPERIENCE, SUSAN, WITHIN THEIR HEADS TOO MANY HUMANS SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF WARS THAT HAPPENED CENTURIES AGO.” |
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08-12-2008, 12:16 PM
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You forgot to add "...in bed"
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08-12-2008, 12:16 PM
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19 years and 17k posts...
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Mine always says "I peed in your rice" and it's written in pencil...
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Art Zasadny 1974 Porsche 911 Targa "Helga" (Sold, back home in Germany) Learning the bass guitar Driving Ford company cars now... www.ford.com |
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08-12-2008, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: U.S. Navy
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I got one once that said, "Never take advice from a fortune cookie."
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08-12-2008, 12:30 PM
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1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
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