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V8_Ranch wanting to recover his steering wheel with old ladies boots!!! Still cracks me up!
So, what do women's boots and steering wheels have in common?
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I was thinking about this last night and one that comes to mind is "Dieter's" famous Enzo crash on PCH, Howard Agency (RIP) went down there and picked up a hose (fuel line?) and put it on Ebay.
Destroyed Enzo in Malibu
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The questions and Howard's answers on the Ebay auction were great:
Q: Dear Sir, My name is Stefan. I am the owner of the wrecked enzo that you took this part from. Please give me my hose back you bastard. I have lost close to $1,000,000 and i'll be damned if you're going to make a profit on my loss. Cease and desist this selling of my hose immediately. Feb-22-06 A: Proceeds are being donated to MADD. Please see previous response as to unverified authenticity of this part. If, however, you provide documents to show you are the actual owner, I will cancel the auction and return the part ----- Q: That's not a heater hose, that's the guy's weiner. Once you own an Enzo, your member will morph it's own Ferrari part number. Maybe you should cancel the auction & ask a little more?? Is there a BIN? Feb-22-06 A: While the length is impressive, I have been told girth is more important. ---- Q: so you picked up a piece of hose on the road after an accident. You're a bottom feeding piece of **** dude, get a life. Feb-22-06 A: May I assume you're not planning to bid?
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Oh yeah...that was a choice thread. Howard, RIP...
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1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
