Jerks with SUVs
 

So I was visiting some family in Texas and borrowed my Uncles 911 Cabby to get him some new solar-powered lighting for his walkway. Anyhow, I come out after getting them and some fruitcake in a HUGE suv has parked really close to me. It really makes me upset that in this day and age people aren't more concerned about the environment. So I 'accidentally' gouged a line into his door to teach him a lesson about being considerate, and maybe now he will go buy a small, fuel efficient car.

:)

Pull that crap on my Surban will get you hurt real bad:mad:

Dude,
Did you screw another fellow Pelican:

fellow pelican post:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/432884-911-cab-owner-keyed-my-honda-pilot.html

Or are you two fellas just having fun with us all......

Party pooper! :D

lol

You probably really helped the environment....now instead of him driving an SUV he is driving an SUV and having it painted. Good work.

I love these threads.

lol love these threads.:D:D:D

parody threads... :D

Ramm should have disabled the SUV so as to render it "totalled", in the name of the environment, IMO.

Constructive revenge.

When you factor in how many passengers I can carry on my SUV vs. on my PCars, my SUV is way more efficient...

I had this debate with a witch at WDW's parking lot. She parked her SL600 way too close to my SUV (she parked after me) and I was not able to open the door to get my kids without getting to close for comfort to her door.

I politely asked her to scoot over a bit and she launched on this rant about large cars and fuel economy. She ticked me off to the point that I pulled out a car magazine I had on my truck and showed her the MPG ratings of her car vs my monstrousity....

I also took advantage and complained about her cigarette and her friends cigar smoke and its effect on the environment (hey they started it all ;) ).

I made my point that day! When we came back, we had 2 flats.... Which got reported to the police and WDW had video of it. Priceless

Now that is funny!

Look- you can say what you want about how many people go in your suv, and how this is better for the environment, but you could all fit into a prius and not contribute to the destruction of mother earth with your gas guzzlins SUVs.http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1222696184.jpg

I should have considered the source........;-)))

Very true. Enjoy your Prius! (but don't look at the info on the contamination created in making them...).

This thread is perfect example of why green text should be avoided.

I can't believe he is taking me seriously! I feel dirty continuing this charade, because now somewhere out there is a man named Juan who thinks that I am a member of E.L.F. or something.

Juan- I am NOT serious.

OK- maybe I am serious. Super, super serial.

Thanks Rammstein but I knew you were kidding (see my "enjoy your Prius!" line).

Trouble is, some people are serious out there....

Have a good one! (BTW, what is ELF)