Jerks with SUVs

rammstein · 09-28-2008, 08:26 PM

So I was visiting some family in Texas and borrowed my Uncles 911 Cabby to get him some new solar-powered lighting for his walkway. Anyhow, I come out after getting them and some fruitcake in a HUGE suv has parked really close to me. It really makes me upset that in this day and age people aren't more concerned about the environment. So I 'accidentally' gouged a line into his door to teach him a lesson about being considerate, and maybe now he will go buy a small, fuel efficient car.

kstar · 09-28-2008, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by rammstein

So I was visiting some family in Texas and borrowed my Uncles 911 Cabby to get him some new solar-powered lighting for his walkway. Anyhow, I come out after getting them and some fruitcake in a HUGE suv has parked really close to me. It really makes me upset that in this day and age people aren't more concerned about the environment. So I 'accidentally' gouged a line into his door to teach him a lesson about being considerate, and maybe now he will go buy a small, fuel efficient car.

Pull that crap on my Surban will get you hurt real bad

Wickd89 · 09-28-2008, 08:33 PM

Dude,
Did you screw another fellow Pelican:

Wickd89 · 09-28-2008, 08:36 PM

fellow pelican post:

911 Cab Owner Keyed my Honda Pilot!

Or are you two fellas just having fun with us all......

kstar · 09-28-2008, 08:37 PM

Party pooper!

mattdavis11 · 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Racerbvd

Pull that crap and I'll tighten my turban and will get you hurt real bad

lol

Shawn 357 · 09-28-2008, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rammstein

So I was visiting some family in Texas and borrowed my Uncles 911 Cabby to get him some new solar-powered lighting for his walkway. Anyhow, I come out after getting them and some fruitcake in a HUGE suv has parked really close to me. It really makes me upset that in this day and age people aren't more concerned about the environment. So I 'accidentally' gouged a line into his door to teach him a lesson about being considerate, and maybe now he will go buy a small, fuel efficient car.

You probably really helped the environment....now instead of him driving an SUV he is driving an SUV and having it painted. Good work.

kstar · 09-28-2008, 09:12 PM

I love these threads.

Arizona_928 · 09-28-2008, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Wickd89

Or are you two fellas just having fun with us all......

lol love these threads.

Blanco · 09-28-2008, 09:26 PM

parody threads...

kstar · 09-28-2008, 09:48 PM

Ramm should have disabled the SUV so as to render it "totalled", in the name of the environment, IMO.

Constructive revenge.

ErVikingo · 05:17 AM

When you factor in how many passengers I can carry on my SUV vs. on my PCars, my SUV is way more efficient...

I had this debate with a witch at WDW's parking lot. She parked her SL600 way too close to my SUV (she parked after me) and I was not able to open the door to get my kids without getting to close for comfort to her door.

I politely asked her to scoot over a bit and she launched on this rant about large cars and fuel economy. She ticked me off to the point that I pulled out a car magazine I had on my truck and showed her the MPG ratings of her car vs my monstrousity....

I also took advantage and complained about her cigarette and her friends cigar smoke and its effect on the environment (hey they started it all

).

I made my point that day! When we came back, we had 2 flats.... Which got reported to the police and WDW had video of it. Priceless

Now that is funny!

rammstein · 09-29-2008, 05:49 AM

Look- you can say what you want about how many people go in your suv, and how this is better for the environment, but you could all fit into a prius and not contribute to the destruction of mother earth with your gas guzzlins SUVs.

Wickd89 · 09-29-2008, 06:20 AM

I should have considered the source........;-)))

ErVikingo · 09-29-2008, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by rammstein

Look- you can say what you want about how many people go in your suv, and how this is better for the environment, but you could all fit into a prius and not contribute to the destruction of mother earth with your gas guzzlins SUVs.

Very true. Enjoy your Prius! (but don't look at the info on the contamination created in making them...).

kstar · 09-29-2008, 07:03 AM

This thread is perfect example of why green text should be avoided.

rammstein · 09-29-2008, 07:27 AM

I can't believe he is taking me seriously! I feel dirty continuing this charade, because now somewhere out there is a man named Juan who thinks that I am a member of E.L.F. or something.

Juan- I am NOT serious.

rammstein · 09-29-2008, 07:34 AM

OK- maybe I am serious. Super, super serial.

ErVikingo · 09-29-2008, 07:34 AM

Thanks Rammstein but I knew you were kidding (see my "enjoy your Prius!" line).

Trouble is, some people are serious out there....

Have a good one! (BTW, what is ELF)