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I suspect they'd make for pretty decent trap shooting too.
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i dropped my old lg in my fish tank, it dried out but eventually all the important buttons failed.
also at my old shop i was on it, set it on a trunk sill, then shut the trunk and destroyed it.....i was so pissed cause it was 3 days old so i took a hammer to it to vent ![]()
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I sometimes spazz out while I am trying to work and both the shop phone and my cell phone will ring off the hook. A couple of years ago, I put both the shop , and cell phone on my sturdy steel work bench, and smashed the living hell out of both of them with a nice 3 lb sledge. That temper tantrum cost me about 150.00 but I did not have to answer any phones for the rest of the day , and got done with the days work. I also ran one over ( this one was an accident). I also used to regularly lauch cordless handsets right out the front door. .
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Cat piss.
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Dropped one as I stepped off of the boat onto the dock. It was just before dawn, and it made a volleyball-sized glowing green bubble as it blew up.
Was three days on the road before I was somewhere long enough to have a new one FedEx'd. BTW, your service providers' 'insurance' is a fraud. If you have it, you have been ripped off. |
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I took off down the road in my old Jeep. After a couple minutes, I saw something in my rear-view mirror shatter on the road behind me.
"Huh. That's strange" I thought to myself. A couple seconds later I remembered where I left my phone. "Oops!" I did have the 2.99/month insurance, and they did give me a new phone when I brought the pieces to them in a shoebox. |
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Location: The Thawing Wasteland of the North
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Well I managed to drop my BlackBerry Pearl in the john this morning... Not the "best" way but it won't turn on so it's "effective"
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time to get a proper BB... one with a usable keyboard
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When pagers were still the rage, I was at the outdoor shooting range when my ex-girlfriend beeped me. I promptly tossed it up in the air, drew my .45 and obliterated it after the 2nd shot.
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Woke up one morning in my post-collegiate bachelor apartment-dwelling days with a phenomenal hangover and trudged into the bathroom to find my phone in the toilet. Doh.
Used to run a McD's and the staff used to drive me up a wall using the phone. Used to unplug it (wall mount) but they'd catch on and plug it back in. So I ripped the whole damn thing off the wall and tossed it in the safe. Problem solved.
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Quote:
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Considering I owned one of these incredible pieces of crap, thumbs up!
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I placed mine on a sheet of steel on the ground.
Then i oxy-acet cut some 150mm steel plate above it. 4hrs of oxy cutting slag rendered it unrecognisable! I hated that phone!
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