How do you know, have you ever talked with a fish?

I'm sure they care very deeply about fishy topics.

Finnish: Elävä kala ui veden alla.
Estonian: Elav kala ujub vee all.
Hungarian: Eleven hal úszkál a víz alatt.

Ian

Finnish: Choppin hoalin icenow. Mmmm, Valkosipulisilakat!

Valkosipulisilakat

1 kg silakoita tai
500-600 g silakkafileitä
mausteliemi:
4 dl vettä
1 tl suolaa
3 rkl väkiviinaetikkaa
kastike:
1 dl majoneesia tai kermaviiliä
1-3 murskattua valkosipulinkynttä
1 tl suolaa
hivenen sokeria
1 maustemitta pippuria
1 tl rakuunaa
3 rkl tilli- tai persiljasilppua

Liota silakkafileitä noin 6 tuntia etikkavedessä. Valuta fileet. Jos haluat, voit poistaa fileistä nahan.
Sekoita kastikkeen aineet keskenään ja pane fileet siihen maustumaan. Anna fileiden maustua kylmässä noin vuorokausi.

Mmmmmm! More gooder yet - cook as point mass in vacuum kooker (Sketcher356 he say so).

i grill my fish on the BBQ on a bed of onions so it does not stick to the grill.

T$

Why is a swim when it fishes?

The answer to that question is third grade math: "Because the lower it flies, the less."

Does fish vagina smell like people?

Years ago I had a girlfriend who was a "semi-vegetarian". And we were discussing this and I asked her why she was a veg. If she had said that it was for health reasons or some such, I would have shrugged as I shagged her.

But, she said "Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends." Oh well, for me I thought...:p

"Yeah, but you eat fish."

"Well, Fish are STUPID animals!"

The more I think about this, the more I think she was a lesbian.

You can't be a partial lesbian.

No you can't.

But you CAN be a lesbian in a man's body.

I know this for a fact.

:cool:

I was wondering why the fish was getting bigger, then it hit me.

you want "STUPID animals"???

Oysters!

Eeeeeeeeeew! :( That's ichthy!

It reminds me of the old koan: "Why is a bullfrog like a teakettle?"

Yes it does.

I remember once, years ago, contemplating that old koan for hours on end while standing barefoot in cold drizzling rain, alone on the bank of a remote mountain river, stepping with one foot, in and out of its icy rushing water with metronome-like regularity, ultimately coming into a state of enlightenment wherein a blinding stroke of lightening rent the blackness of the night and thunder clapped my ears, booming the words into them, "You can't step in the same river, even once!"

I peed in a river like that once.

Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly: "A girl with kaleidoscope eyes!" Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, towering over your head. Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes ... and she's gone!

I blame the Jews mostly.

Caught this baby Jew in the gulf 6 miles North of Marathon Key 2 weeks ago. My first Jew. Live shrimp on a jig head in about 8 feet of water. The next fish caught was his brother, but about 10 lbs heavier.

The Jews are making a big comeback in FL. It would have been nice to eat them...


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