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djmcmath 11-12-2008 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by AZ_porschekid (Post 4297350)
is Why the fish........

Only if what's on second...

1967 R50/2 11-12-2008 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DARISC (Post 4287776)
The answer to that question is supposedly "Because the higher it flies, the much."

That question was posed "years" ago and I, to this very day, deeply regret the reticence that I felt at the time regarding questioning the veracity of that answer. Until now.

Is anyone familiar with this issue who could perhaps step forth and offer clarification?

The answer to you query is simple: There is a chinese folktale that says when a fish flies over the clouds it becomes a dragon.

Why? It is a fish when it swims.
Because? The higher it flies...not so much. (a fish that is)

That's about as logically and grammatically correct as the rest of this post.

DARISC 11-12-2008 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 1967 R50/2 (Post 4297993)
There is a chinese folktale that says when a fish flies over the clouds it becomes a dragon.

Which is why I have never trusted Chinese folktales.

Or their characters; which I find to be inscrutably multifarious (and nefarious).

And each character corresponds to but one spoken syllable!

How they managed to invent gunpowder, with all their goofy flaming breathed dragons running around, without blowing themselves to dynasty come is totally beyond me.

imcarthur 11-12-2008 06:37 AM

Confucius said:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1226504176.jpg

DARISC 11-12-2008 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by imcarthur (Post 4298223)

So what the hell does that say? "Lookee lookee! Now you see? How inscrutable my chicken scratches be? Foolish gringo!"?

O.k., o.k.....I might be wrong with "gringo".

imcarthur 11-12-2008 09:13 AM

Confucius said,

“The three hundred verses of The Odes may be summed up in a single sentence which is, ‘Think No Evil’.”

see confucius.org

sammyg2 11-12-2008 09:27 AM

- It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it?
- All diesels do that.

All diesels do that, honey.

Diesels love oil like a sailor loves rum.

- Yes! Why is that, Captain Ron?
- Nobody knows.

FastDave 11-12-2008 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocaholic (Post 4291117)
This thread raises a swallow of questions:

1. Is it hotter in the city in the summer, or colder in the winter in the country?
2. Is it faster to travel by day, or by train?
3. How-long is a Chinamen.
and finally:
4. What is the difference between a duck?

As we dwell on the finer points of life's great mysteries, one must ask about the sincerity of the fish. In this context, I must raise objection.

1. Gravity is always thicker under baskets.
2. Soul Train has been discontinued despite the new President's theories
3. 42 1/3
4. the smell of sex

I must add but one query: How far the dog does thru woods run?

DARISC 11-12-2008 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by FastDave (Post 4298631)
1. Gravity is always thicker under baskets.

Mmmmmmmmm......................................... .......................................uh,........ ..............................are you sure about that?

scottmandue 11-12-2008 10:13 AM

It is all very clear now... thank you for your input.

DARISC 11-13-2008 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 4298678)
It is all very clear now... thank you for your input.

You must be grossly mistaken.

Shaun @ Tru6 11-13-2008 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1967 R50/2 (Post 4297993)
The answer to you query is simple: There is a chinese folktale that says when a fish flies over the clouds it becomes a dragon.

is that how they make #32?

DARISC 11-13-2008 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun 84 Targa (Post 4301705)
is that how they make #32?

I would avoid #32 if I were you. But if you must, the highlighted desert is a must.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1226628425.jpg

imcarthur 11-13-2008 05:13 PM

Prawns in L.L. Bean Sauce. I think that was in the buffet we had in Xi'an. Or maybe it wasn't.

Ian

Shaun @ Tru6 11-13-2008 05:25 PM

Their chef is certainly a stockbroker. he's confused #32 with ßXA2, but, and this is only a guess, if the fish doesn't make it over the clouds, or if the sun is particularly muculent that day.

I've had that dessert. It left me monochromatic; took all week the next day to re-inflate.

* the waiter never has my size.:(


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