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pavulon 11-08-2008 05:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DARISC (Post 4287776)
The answer to that question is supposedly "Because the higher it flies, the much."

Is anyone familiar with this issue who could perhaps step forth and offer clarification?
polical comment removed - ns

djmcmath 11-08-2008 05:45 AM
Clarification will be forthcoming, if you but follow the proper procedure: stand naked in the surf at dusk, whispering the name of the Goddess ecstatically while allowing the waves to lap at your thighs like the tongues of a thousand leopards.

Or at least, that worked for me. YMMV.

DanielDudley 11-08-2008 06:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DARISC (Post 4287776)
The answer to that question is supposedly "Because the higher it flies, the much."

That question was posed "years" ago and I, to this very day, deeply regret the reticence that I felt at the time regarding questioning the veracity of that answer. Until now.

Is anyone familiar with this issue who could perhaps step forth and offer clarification?

wHY tHe fiSh mUsK ?

DaRisC moRe so.

scottmandue 11-08-2008 07:07 AM
I am you and you are me and we are all together...

notfarnow 11-08-2008 03:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by djmcmath (Post 4290103)
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly:
A girl with colitis goes by

Chocaholic 11-08-2008 04:15 PM
This thread raises a swallow of questions:

1. Is it hotter in the city in the summer, or colder in the winter in the country?
2. Is it faster to travel by day, or by train?
3. How-long is a Chinamen.
and finally:
4. What is the difference between a duck?

As we dwell on the finer points of life's great mysteries, one must ask about the sincerity of the fish. In this context, I must raise objection.

SlowToady 11-08-2008 04:35 PM
Similar smell?

Quote:
Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 4288249)
How do lesbians figure in to this post?

DARISC 11-08-2008 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chocaholic (Post 4291117)
This thread raises a swallow of questions:

1. Is it hotter in the city in the summer, or colder in the winter in the country?

Your time or my time?

2. Is it faster to travel by day, or by train?

I don't know (I carry my lunch).

3. How-long is a Chinamen.

And he has a very, very, very fine laundry. With two cats fed with lard.

and finally:
4. What is the difference between a duck?

Slight. Almost immmmmperceptibly slight.

As we dwell on the finer points of life's great mysteries, one must ask about the sincerity of the fish. In this context, I must raise objection.

Your swallow of questions are, indeed, rather hard to swallow (though I don't wish to carp, however fishy your intellectual sincerity strikes me as being).

But the blasphemous unctuosity with which you cast doubt upon the sincerity of ANY of the fishes leads me to conclude that you are anything but an ichthyologist!

And that, my good man, is apalling! My gawd! Have you EVER encountered an insincere fish?
..

notfarnow 11-08-2008 05:50 PM
How the hell am I supposed to find the answer now?!?

1) ask PPOT
2) Ask google

I'm all outta ideas

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1226198987.jpg

DARISC 11-08-2008 06:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by notfarnow (Post 4291272)
How the hell am I supposed to find the answer now?!?
ROTFLMAO!

My thread made Google!

Do I win anything?

Hey! Is this a red herring?

nynor 11-08-2008 06:22 PM
dude...

YTNUKLR 11-08-2008 11:08 PM
It's like, "I think, therefore I am"...the fish, engineered by nature/God/whatever you want to think, is what it is because of what it is designed to do..

djmcmath 11-09-2008 03:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by notfarnow (Post 4291272)
How the hell am I supposed to find the answer now?!?
I'm glad my chair has arms, or I seriously would have fallen on the floor laughing! The worst part is not that this thread has made google -- I use google to find PP threads all the time -- but that it's being quoted in that PARF as a cliche. That's just awesome. :)

Skip Newsom 11-09-2008 04:10 PM
Is that a Geoduck in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi?

DARISC 11-09-2008 04:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Newsom (Post 4292765)
Is that a Geoduck in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi?
Heh heh.....a little raw humor? :cool:

adrian jaye 11-10-2008 02:59 AM
But there is no Y in fish :confused:

Why is there no Y'ing fish :mad:

Now I'm P1ssed off I want a y'ing fish!!!!!!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 4288275)
Excellent answer Adrian however I think you missed the point completely... you explain the how of a fish not the why.

I believe the why of a fish is to be served raw on a little piece of rice with some wasabei.

sammyg2 11-10-2008 10:00 AM
All your fish are belong to us.

djmcmath 11-11-2008 03:09 PM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1226448577.jpg

Arizona_928 11-11-2008 05:03 PM
is Why the fish........

DARISC 11-11-2008 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AZ_porschekid (Post 4297350)
is Why the fish........
Only am (are is), then the much, which I don't quite understand.


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