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jmshepard 11-21-2008 06:12 PM

I will not be able to read replies as I have gouged my eyes out.
 
This fills a niche that has previously gone unfilled:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1227323449.jpg

Embraer 11-21-2008 06:17 PM

2 door body double....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1227323848.jpg

slakjaw 11-21-2008 06:19 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1227323959.jpg

Gogar 11-21-2008 06:22 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1227324141.jpg

RWebb 11-21-2008 06:27 PM

it is not so ugly as to be worth a Predator strike, but...http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1227324421.jpg

Dantilla 11-21-2008 06:30 PM

Apparently, the Porsche stylists have never looked beyond a Porsche dealership for ideas.
And what is in the showroom does not translate well into a four-door sedan.

Perhaps a visit to an Aston Martin dealership is in order.

futuresoptions 11-21-2008 06:38 PM

Further proof that "Everybody wants one"...:rolleyes:

Chuck Moreland 11-21-2008 07:01 PM

Looks like a cayenne, only shorter.

Add it to the list of cars I won't be buying.

slakjaw 11-21-2008 07:04 PM

Well.....
I'd take it over a Dodge Magnum but still, no thanks.

VaSteve 11-21-2008 07:04 PM

Makes the BMW X6 look like a good idea.

http://connectpoliticditto.files.wor...008/05/bmw.jpg

cl8ton 11-21-2008 07:10 PM

What niche, soccer moms gone wild?

KNS 11-21-2008 07:35 PM

Insert picture of flaming Hindenburg...

dd74 11-21-2008 07:51 PM

Awful...

pwd72s 11-21-2008 07:56 PM

Hey, let's consider price...a "mere" $100K and up...:rolleyes:

the 11-21-2008 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dantilla (Post 4318131)
Apparently, the Porsche stylists have never looked beyond a Porsche dealership for ideas.
And what is in the showroom does not translate well into a four-door sedan.

Exactly. All their styling of these things during the 2000s is the same: Take a picture of a 996/997, give it to a 12 year old with a Photoshop program, stretch a bit here, make taller there, add a few doors, and voila, you have a sedan. Or an SUV. Or whatever.

That 4 door sedan is horrible. It is not only ugly, but it is a stupid idea trying to make a giant front engined sedan look like a rear engined sports car. Pure styling gimmickry.

Porsche exploits the history of the 911 too much. If they want to make a 4 door sedan, they should make a groundbreaking car, which looks to the future. Not some goofy retro derivative-mobile.

equality72521 11-21-2008 08:17 PM

The first pic is horrid. The second pic reminds me of a 1980's Lotus.

porsche4life 11-21-2008 09:38 PM

That second pic is a Ferrari.

cantdrv55 11-21-2008 09:46 PM

I like it.

kstar 11-21-2008 09:49 PM

They could have had something . . .

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1227336534.jpg

kstar 11-21-2008 09:50 PM

Or this:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1227336640.jpg


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