So You Want Objectivity, You Can't Handle Objectivity

[livi]

Tabs,

Do you occasionally feel that your finely tuned, subtle posts are wasted much like a fine wine on ignorant hillbillies..?

[Jim Richards]

snow tröttar or is it vinter däck

[scottmandue]

Cat barf

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

buffet table

"Some Girls"
M. jagger/k. richards)

Some girls give me money
Some girls buy me clothes
Some girls give me jewelry
That I never thought Id own

Some girls give me diamonds
Some girls, heart attacks
Some girls I give all my bread to
I dont ever want it back

Some girls give me jewelry
Others buy me clothes
Some girls give me children
I never asked them for

So give me all your money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Some girls take my money
Some girls take my clothes
Some girls get the shirt off my back
And leave me with a lethal dose

French girls they want cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine

English girls theyre so prissy
I cant stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I dont want them to ever call at all

White girls theyre pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get ****ed all night
I just dont have that much jam

Chinese girls are so gentle
Theyre really such a tease
You never know quite what theyre cookin
Inside those silky sleeves

Give me all you money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Some girls theyre so pure
Some girls so corrupt
Some girls give me children
I only made love to her once

Give me half your money
Give me half your car
Give me half of everything
Ill make you worlds biggest star

So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Lets go back to zuma beach
Ill give you half of everything I own

[tabs]

Originally Posted by livi

Tabs,

Do you occasionally feel that your finely tuned, subtle posts are wasted much like a fine wine on ignorant hillbillies..?

Yep....no matter who I talk to they are just ignorat gits.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

Cat barf

"Like a Virgin" ...Madonna

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didnt know how lost I was
Until I found you

I was beat incomplete
Id been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new

Chorus:

Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
cause only love can last

Youre so fine and youre mine
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold
Oh your love thawed out
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold

(chorus)

Oooh, oooh, oooh

Youre so fine and youre mine
Ill be yours till the end of time
cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Ive nothing to hide

(chorus)

Like a virgin, ooh, ooh
Like a virgin
Feels so good inside
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, baby
Cant you hear my heart beat
For the very first time?

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

snow tröttar or is it vinter däck

PBBBT anything by ABBA...

[livi]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

snow tröttar or is it vinter däck

Good post! I didn´t even know your computers could handle å, ä and ö.

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by livi

good post! I didn´t even know your computers could handle å, ä and ö. :d

They're quite versatile.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

They're quite versatile.

"If I Were A Carpenter"


If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway
Would you have my baby

If a tinker were my trade
Would you still find me
Carrying the pots I'd made
Following behind me

Save my love through loneliness
Save my love for sorrows
I've given you my onliness
Come give me your tomorrows


If I worked my hands in wood
Would you still love me
Answer me babe say "yes I would
I'll put you above me"


If I were a miller
At a mill wheel grinding
Would you miss your colored blouse
Your soft shoe shining


If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady
Would you marry me anyway
Would you have my baby


Would you marry me anyway
And have my babyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Jim Richards]

roach motel

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

roach motel

Don't Bogart Me”

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.

Roll another one
Just like the other one.
This one's burnt to the end
Come on and be a friend.

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.

Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oll another one
Just like the other one.
You've been hanging on to it
And I sure would like a hit.

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

[nostatic]

I wrote this last night. Well, and early this am as well...

molecular duke

still fascinated by reflections and
haunted by a clinical past
the image dissected a bilateral triangle
with right angles falling by the wayside
playing hangman 90 degree off suit
and spelling numbers to make the shoot

you toss in the pot with big slick sitting
folding and holding while you're there spitting
on the choices she made, places she stayed
i was just trying to help her out and pay
for a little longing she really deserved
you call her a pervert and fire your eyes
recoiling in agony, dripping in sadness
she comes back to me to fix the mess

are you really that ****ed up?
do you whistle grenades past me?
how about past the bad guys?
you know...the one's we're supposed to be fighting.
you think this is a party? A joke? A political show?
well i've got a clue for you
the boys come back in pieces
the boys come back in bags
the boys come back needing releases
that just don't come easy

it's that stonking complex again, back waving that friendly wave
trying to get your attention and make you realize that waves
needs to be ridden and ridden hard and high
ridden serious so you aren't the one that dies
we're building the bombmaker's house
inviting you in, under cover of the night
will you listen? Will you move to anger? Will you try to understand?

They aren't you, but you are both the same, just different garb
the more you deny it, the stronger it gets
the spooks tell you so

but what of molecular duke?
where does he stand on all this?
left? right? close hover? kidney stutter?

maybe quintero needs to come out to play and help with duke
what duke needs to do is string up more lights and make sure they're blue
or maybe green. i've lost track.

[Jim Richards]

snow tires

[tabs]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

snow tires

Little Feat - Willin'



I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow
I'm drunk and dirty don't ya know, and I'm still, willin'
Out on the road late at night, Seen my pretty Alice in every head light
Alice, Dallas Alice

I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me: weed, whites, and wine
and you show me a sign
I'll be willin', to be movin'

I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet
Had my head stoved in, but I'm still on my feet and I'm still... willin'
Now I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico
baked by the sun, every time I go to Mexico, and I'm still

And I been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah
Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
And if you give me: weed, whites, and wine
and you show me a sign
I'll be willin', to be movin

[nostatic]

Red Streamliner

Red Streamliner Rollin'
Rollin' Down the Track the Things You See
With Your Wheels in Motion Through Desert, Mountain, Ocean
I Hear You Every Night, Is It a Dream?

Red Streamliner Rollin' Down, Comin' Down On Me
Red Streamliner Rollin', Rollin' Long So Free
Your Past Keeps Comin' Back On Me
To Far and Near, Away From Here

Where People Move a Mile a Minute
This Hurricane Livin' With You and Me in It
Long Into the Night, That Whistle Offers Light

Red Streamliner Rollin'
I Wish You'd Tell Me 'bout the Things You See
I'm Lookin', Lookin' Down the Tracks You Ride
Knowin' That They're Your Only Guide
I See Them Every Night, Is It a Dream?
And When the Sidewalks Roll Up At Night
Just As Stations Pass By

Once the Leader of the Wild, Wild West
Hurricane Livin' Been a Lifelong Song
Now You're Cast of Steel and Cast Aside
Broken Dreams Maybe, But You Haven't Died

[Jim Richards]

broken records

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

broken records

et tu studded rubber?

[Jim Richards]

groovy vinyl

[nostatic]

Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile
Is nothing but an electric sign
You could say she has an individual style
She's part of a colorful time

Super-sealed lady, chrome-color clothes
You wear 'cause you have no other
But I suppose no one knows
You're my plastic fantastic lover

Your rattlin' cough never shuts off
Is nothin' but a used machine
Your aluminum finish, slightly diminished
Is the best I ever have seen

Cosmetic baby plugged into me
And never ever find another
And I realize no one's wise
To my plastic fantastic lover

The electrical dust is starting to rust
Her trapezoid thermometer taste
All the red tape is mechanical rape
Of the TV program waste

Data control and IBM
Science is mankind's brother
But all I see is drainin' me
On my plastic fantastic lover