Rant.... public toilet use...

[syncroid]

I swear you could see the smell...

I think I just sprayed a mouthfull of coffee on my monitor!

We go to public campgrounds about 6 - 8 times per year and I am appalled by what some people do in there. You can go in there an hour after they have been cleaned and it looks like some farm animal has sprayed everywhere.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by rcecale

Fixed that for ya, sammy!

Randy

That's much better, but it might get kicked to the other forum.

[sand_man]

I think the most vile experience I ever encountered was at the 12 Hours of Sebring in the mid-1980s. My buddies and I camped...tents, not RVs. After witnessing the main facilities with an enormous ''find a spot, line up, and whip it out" trough for the urine and stalls that were mostly not working and plugged with Lucifer's spawn (I swear someone tried to flush human remains in one of these commodes), I declared that I was holding number two, until we got on the road! Well after a couple of days of nothing but beer, burgers, brats, BBQ, chips, and every other salty/starchy snack available to mankind...I was about to eat crow! To this day my buddies laugh hysterically as they recall me waddling like a penguin, holding my ass-cheeks together with one hand while holding a beer in the other, as I took my walk of shame to the dreaded facilities from hell!!!!!

EDIT: there's no stopping nature!

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by Evans, Marv

I had to rent a portable toilet for the site where I'm building my house. What a horror! They poop on the seat, plug up the urinal with toilet paper, and all sorts of other things. I'm beginning to develop a hatred for construction workers.

Same here not to mention that that whole gardening industry thought I put it there for them. Man, those guys eat some awful stuff. I started locking it up, but one guy lost the key. Guess where. After that, I just pissed on the side of it.

[ruf-porsche]

Originally Posted by milt

Same here not to mention that that whole gardening industry thought I put it there for them. Man, those guys eat some awful stuff. I started locking it up, but one guy lost the key. Guess where. After that, I just pissed on the side of it.

Don't know about the gardening industry in California, but in Illinois it's tacos and enchilladas the fav foods for the gardening industry. Wouldn't say that the food is awful since I like to eat that stuff myself.

[dentist90]

Anyone convicted of missing the bowl should be sentenced to 20 hours of this:

[MOMO3.2]

My "fondest memory" of a public toilet takes me back to Mexico City during the F1 race there in 1985. I was dining at one of the finest restaurants in the Zona Rosa and had the urge. I figured it would be "safe" since the restaurant was so upscale.

Well, I walked into the restroom and found two stalls. One stall was occupied by a man wearing expensive shoes and dress slacks. He was on his knees vomiting. I opened the door of the next stall and saw what looked like a Jackson Pollock painting on the back wall and toilet. Apparently some poor tourist could not get his arse down quickly enough before spraying the place with YUK--Moctezuma's revenge!!!

Needless to say, I could not wait to get back to the good old USA!

Mike

FWIW: I too have probably used public facilities fewer than 10x in my entire life for #2. I abstain whenever possible until I am in my own safe, clean bathroom.

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by ruf-porsche

They have small PENIS and don't want to stand next to someone who needs to step back about two feet from the urinal in order to take a leak.

Edited - Z-man.

LOL

Hmmmm, shouldn't it be small penii ? Hahaha

[ruf-porsche]

Originally Posted by dentist90

Anyone convicted of missing the bowl should be sentenced to 20 hours of this:

Hey that must be the new Wee game for Wii.

LOL

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by ruf-porsche

Don't know about the gardening industry in California, but in Illinois it's tacos and enchilladas the fav foods for the gardening industry. Wouldn't say that the food is awful since I like to eat that stuff myself.

I love "Mexican" food. I don't know what the laborers eat though. It ain't what I eat. The craphouse was usually totaled out in 2 days after service.

[BGCarrera32]

[campbellcj]

I have seen some truly revolting...stuff...in the bathroom at the office building where I work. This is Santa Monica, for cryin' out loud. And, the door is locked ("tenants only") so the worst part is the sick MoFo's either work there or are guests of people working there. I really feel bad for the day porters and janitors. I kick myself weekly for giving up the suite we used to have, with a private bano (and wet bar etc) but it was too spendy.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Santa Monica is quite a haven for public deification - I've literally seen meter cops out on a SUNDAY NIGHT writing parking tickets for meter violations while there was some homeless guy with his junk hanging out taking a piss in the bushes three parking spaces away. Lets you know exactly where the priorities are. I wish I'd had a video camera with me.

[vash]

oh-no. you guys have not seen the homeless horrors. i work on bridges. bridges are like CONDOS for the homeless. the smells are scary.

i have seen a guy wake up off his cardboard, take a dump a mere 4 feet from his head, and go back to sleep next to his steamer.

i have seen a homeless woman blow another homeless man. no wet wipes to tidy up first.

i have seen a homeless woman mount three homeless men, one by one, and do them with hot passion.

i have seen two homeless guys just talking to each other like they are discussing something important. one guy had torn up pants. thru the hole in his ass he just started taking a crap right there talking to his buddy. never missed a beat.

you guys have not seen anything. i have wished blindness upon myself.

[KNS]

That was a good laugh Vash, disgusting, but funny. We may be getting off topic but I still can't believe I witnessed this: while riding my bicycle up Rosemead Blvd in Pasadena one fine day, I saw some guy run - seemingly from out of nowhere - up to a fire hydrant, drop trau, spead his a$$ cheaks apart, mount the fire hydrant, bob up and down a couple of times, and disappear. The hydrant had what looked like a 2'' threaded screw type fitting on the top of it. I happened in broad daylight in just a few seconds. It was difficult to comprehend what I had just seen but sick (and funny) as hell.

[ruf-porsche]

Originally Posted by KNS

That was a good laugh Vash, disgusting, but funny. We may be getting off topic but I still can't believe I witnessed this: while riding my bicycle up Rosemead Blvd in Pasadena one fine day, I saw some guy run - seemingly from out of nowhere - up to a fire hydrant, drop trau, spead his a$$ cheaks apart, mount the fire hydrant, bob up and down a couple of times, and disappear. The hydrant had what looked like a 2'' threaded screw type fitting on the top of it. I happened in broad daylight in just a few seconds. It was difficult to comprehend what I had just seen but sick (and funny) as hell.

Guy must be gay and his partner came to early so he's trying to finish it off on the fire hydrant.

[Dottore]

Originally Posted by Z-man

If you've ever visited an eastern block public toilet, all that you've seen in the US is cool.

I see your eastern bloc and raise you China.

Toilet hygene in China is the worst I have seen anywhere.

Visited a steel factory in Harbin once in the middle of winter. Layer upon layer of feces were frozen solid on top of the toilet, and you had to climb up this and sit on top of it if you wanted to use the toilet. (I didn't).

Unbelievable really.

[TerryH]

Originally Posted by ruf-porsche

Guy must be gay and his partner came to early so he's trying to finish it off on the fire hydrant.

I don't think it's important WHY he did it. There really isn't a good reason. lol


My first hand visual doesn't compete with Vash, but it's stuck on my brain anyway. First of all, I gag picking up my dogs poop in the backyard, so I gag pretty easily. Standing in piss line at Winternationals in Pomona (never go to overcrowded Sunday finals). The evac truck pulls up next to this long line of Porta-potty's. The man with no olfactories (and no humiliation) has this 5 in diameter suction hose over his shoulder and he goes into the pot marked with the sign "out of order" which is adjacent to my line. Did I mention the hose is clear?? Why would it be so?? It's so we can see the putrid disgusting vile that is flowing past us and into the 2500 gallon truck. My gawd, a black hose could let us pretend he was removing rose petals, but instead there's this brown sludge mixed with liquified paper only a few feet from us. You try to look away, but need to watch in case that hose bursts or something. Those plastic crap holders have to be among the worst places in hell to have to visit.

[Ronbo]

Originally Posted by MOMO3.2

My "fondest memory" of a public toilet takes me back to Mexico City during the F1 race there in 1985.

Not surprisingly, my "fondest memory" of horrible public toilets also was at the F1 races in Mexico City at the venue itself (Autodromo de Hermanos Rodriguez). Each toilet in the row of stalls, none with doors, contained feces at or above seat level. Truly horrifying!

[vash]

Originally Posted by Dottore

I see your eastern bloc and raise you China.

Toilet hygene in China is the worst I have seen anywhere.

Visited a steel factory in Harbin once in the middle of winter. Layer upon layer of feces were frozen solid on top of the toilet, and you had to climb up this and sit on top of it if you wanted to use the toilet. (I didn't).

Unbelievable really.

i understand that china is the holy grail of public crappery horrors. i saw at a "truckstop" in vietnam a good one. it was the ladies unit. my wife came and grabbed me so i could check it out. it was a room with a slanted floor (maybe 12'x12'). you just squatted anywhere within it's confines. someone would hose it out occasionally. the guys side was tame by comparison, a simple trough.