Rant.... public toilet use...

[rattlsnak]

Why in the F do people pi$$ in the stall toilet without lifting the seat? (in a public restroom) Nothing like having to take a dookie in a hurry, opening the door and finding the seat covered in urine. And then when sitting there, the next 4-5 people to come in will bypass the urinals, and use the stall without lifting the seat or flushing for that matter. I understand if you don't want to 'touch' anything, but geez, use your foot or something. Idiots...

[agent213]

just $#it in the sink, that'll teach 'em.

[TerryH]

I always enjoy standing at the urinal and playing that age-old game of connect the snots. Evidently so much boredom sets in during a wizz that evacuating globs of snot mixed with blood clots from their clogged proboscis keeps them occupied.

[peppy]

Originally Posted by rattlsnak

Why in the F do people pi$$ in the stall toilet without lifting the seat? (in a public restroom) Nothing like having to take a dookie in a hurry, opening the door and finding the seat covered in urine. And then when sitting there, the next 4-5 people to come in will bypass the urinals, and use the stall without lifting the seat or flushing for that matter. I understand if you don't want to 'touch' anything, but geez, use your foot or something. Idiots...

How would you like to have to clean the darn things. Yes, I have to do it some times.

[ruf-porsche]

Originally Posted by rattlsnak

Why in the F do people pi$$ in the stall toilet without lifting the seat? (in a public restroom) Nothing like having to take a dookie in a hurry, opening the door and finding the seat covered in urine. And then when sitting there, the next 4-5 people to come in will bypass the urinals, and use the stall without lifting the seat or flushing for that matter. I understand if you don't want to 'touch' anything, but geez, use your foot or something. Idiots...

They have small PENIS and don't want to stand next to someone who needs to step back about two feet from the urinal in order to take a leak.

Edited - Z-man.

LOL

[varmint]

come to hollywood. this entire town is a public toilet.

[Z-man]

Who dumps in a public toilet?! s c a r y I guess it depends. (or not..)

-Z

[dentist90]

Makes you wonder what their shltter at home looks like, doesn't it!

[ruf-porsche]

Originally Posted by ruf-porsche

They have small PENIS and don't want to stand next to someone who needs to step back about two feet from the urinal in order to take a leak.

Edited - Z-man.

LOL

WOW my first edited from the Z-man

[unclebilly]

we had a guy at work who would regularily miss the urinal... unfortunately, we had to shoot him.

[Evans, Marv]

I had to rent a portable toilet for the site where I'm building my house. What a horror! They poop on the seat, plug up the urinal with toilet paper, and all sorts of other things. I'm beginning to develop a hatred for construction workers.

[Heel n Toe]

Originally Posted by rattlsnak

Why in the F do people pi$$ in the stall toilet without lifting the seat? (in a public restroom)

I always figured it was little kids who did that.

IMO, anyone over the age of 10 who does it has serious issues.

[JavaBrewer]

In my lifetime the two memorable events were:

1. Edwards movie theater mens room. Someone wiped crap all over the walls, stalls, sinks, faucets, well everything. I nearly gagged.

2. Very small mens room in a super high end restaurant. I'm using the only urinal while some guy is in the stall is taking his once-a-month dump. WTF dude? Don't you have a home? I swear you could see the smell...

[cab83_750]

Why don't you be like me. Like a ritual, I take a ***** every night before I go to bed. I think in my lifetime, my public restroom use (excluding urinary purposes) has been less than 10!

[trekkor]

We stopped at a lone porta-potty along hiway 50 out of south Lake Tahoe.

It was *totally full* and tilted back slightly so that the contents was seeping out the back into the snow.

I decided to 'hold it'. It was so wicked in there, that if some unsuspecting traveler was to try and use it in poor light, he would partially submerge his rear end if he sat down... :vomits:


KT

[Z-man]

If you've ever visited an eastern block public toilet, all that you've seen in the US is cool.

No ventalation - the place was like sitting in a room full of amonia. It stung your eyes as you walked in. EVERYONE, even the locals were spitting up phelm when exiting the place.

The urinals -- well - there was a room with a trough running the length of three of the walls, and you'd pee on the wall. And there were a few open 'stalls' with two places to put your feet and a hole in the ground for pooping...

It was 'clean' but without the ventalation, it was unbearable.

-Z-man.

[masraum]

Public can include your own workplace and restaurants. I just don't understand how men can miss that much. I'd like to station a monitor in the men's room who checks the seat when you're done. If you leave pee on the seat, he'd wipe it off with your nose just like rubbing a dogs nose in it. I suspect that would cure the problem.

[vash]

you see? you guys make the best arguement for a squat toilet. in the grand scheme of things, they are actually cleaner. you dont touch anything.

i am a germ freak, but taking a dump in my pants trumps the occasional dirty seat. i am blessed with clockwork timing. i usually make sure i am home or at someone else's home. a public toilet is difficult. i toe lift the seat 100% of the time.

[sammyg2]

People are filthy animals.

The guy who's office is adjacent to mine told me this story this morning:
Seems he and his girlfriend went to visit her son in San Francisco over Christmas.

All he could talk about were the homeless people everywhere he looked.
He was disgusted after seeing the third or fourth person urinating on the sidewalk with no effort to turn their backs to the people or anything, but then as he describied it things got much worse.

Up ahead of them on the sidewalk, a guy was taking a big ole duece right in the middle of the sidewalk in the middle of the day. On a busy street.
He went on and on about how disgusting that place is now and how he'll never go back. I just laughed.

Sounds like frisco has deteriorated even further than I imagined which was pretty darned far.
But that whole hippie thing is really working out well.

[rcecale]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Up ahead of them on the sidewalk, a guy was birthing a pelosi right in the middle of the sidewalk in the middle of the day. On a busy street. But that whole hippie thing is really working out well.

Fixed that for ya, sammy!

Randy